Gay marriage is officially legal. Has all hell broken loose yet?

Rocknrule

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Wed Jun-07-06 04:18 PM
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Gay marriage is officially legal. Has all hell broken loose yet?

Already I've seen my neighbors having a blood orgy with their family dogs on top of a pentagram in the middle of the street. And just now my best friend called to tell me that his parents decided to get a divorce so that his dad can marry his brother and his mom can marry a toaster. What heathenistic, demonic things have you seen now that 2 men can marry each other?

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ThomWV

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Wed Jun-07-06 04:19 PM
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1. Where Do You Live?

Gay marriage didn't suddenly become legal everywhere.

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Rocknrule

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Wed Jun-07-06 04:20 PM
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2. My bad

The gay marriage ban has failed, that's all

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BR_Parkway

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Wed Jun-07-06 05:24 PM
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7. Technically, gays getting married is not illegal, there are no

criminal penalties if you had a service - there's just no legal recognition like you would get if you were Brittnay Spears or someone.

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libodem

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Wed Jun-07-06 04:25 PM
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3. I want to marry my cat!

...but we are both girls....OMG....There will be no stopping us now!!!!!! Bbbbbwwwwaaahhhhh

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liberalpragmatist

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Wed Jun-07-06 04:30 PM
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4. My parents have divorced

With marriage now legal for anybody, there was no longer any meaning in their marriage. They divorced last April. Since then, the ubiquitous influence of homosexuals has made me abandon my straight desires and refocus my attention towards meth-fueled, polyamorous relationships with gay men and beasts of burden. My elder brother is planning to enter a polygamous relationship with 3 girls and my sister and her husband have since decided not to kill their children.

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greekspeak

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Wed Jun-07-06 05:15 PM
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5. The apartment complex across teh street is now a non-stop gay orgy

With thumping dance music and frozen adult beverages. Men having sex with men, and wearing midriff revealing "I heart bois" shirts and face glitter. Women are having sex with women, and they are going to petition city hall to set up a mandatory womens'-only softball league. "Dogs and cats...living together...MASS HYSTERIA!!"

:woohoo:

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BlooInBloo

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Wed Jun-07-06 05:19 PM
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6. Little known fact: that's what the Johhny Cash song was REALLY about!

I fell into the burning ring of fire...
Down, down, down, and the flames went higher...

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

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jazzjunkysue

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Wed Jun-07-06 05:36 PM
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8. I'm going right out 2 the store and propose to the first woman I meet.

(I'm female) and I'll keep asking until I end up married.

Before you know it, there won't be any women left for the men.

There it is: The end of life (sex) as we know it.

Actually, when you think about it, this whole thing sounds like GOP men are afraid that if women think they actually have a choice, they'll all become lesbians.

I'll admit I've thought about it.

(I love ya, ladies, but, I don't luv ya, ladies. Lol!)

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