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madmunchie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 01:12 PM
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CDC Bulletin - Please read
Just thought that I would pass this e-mail that I just received on to you.



"Thought this was an interesting bulletin on a new disease. First bird flu and now this. Must be the end times. I'll duck now.


Subject: CDC Warning

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease (STD).

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect
him)." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed
for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones,
extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information,
pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, and an inability to accept
responsibility for own actions.

A few of the many noted behavioural problems are: cowardice masked by
misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography
and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical
all-or-nothing behavior.

Epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated
only a few years ago from an inconsequential but virulent little bush
found in Texas."
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 01:12 PM
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1. Is this the new fricking brazillian joke
It's a funny joke but been posted alot of recently
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Klukie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-08-06 01:23 PM
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2. Hilarious!!!!
Thanks... I will be passing it along.
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