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AussieDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 12:38 AM
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Can U.S. Save 72 Heavenly Virgins Before They Have To Please Al-Zarqawi ?
a cartoon from the San Francisco Chronicle - it also zings MannCoulter & Khalid Sheikh Mohammed...

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LiviaOlivia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 12:41 AM
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1. Don't ask George W Bush
Edited on Fri Jun-09-06 12:46 AM by LiviaOlivia
I hear he likes it up the ass from a male someone with a third party dressed in leather watching.

Of course I could be wrong and he's a 'TOP'.
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AussieDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 12:46 AM
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2. Nope - if anything Shrub's definitely a "bitch"
After all, didn't the twins come out of a turkey baster ???

But thank you for the mental picture of Shrub taking it from Jeff Gannon (being watched by Condi in leather)......:puke:
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LiviaOlivia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 12:48 AM
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3. You are welcome.
But it's probably worse then we can even imagine.
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Up2Late Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 12:57 AM
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4. Samantha Bee on The Daily Show tonight said...
"...wouldn't want to be a 'Virgin Wrangler' in Paradise today..."

She also said, "72 x 8 = 576 Virgins! I think some of the lower ranking guys are probably going to get some 'damaged fruit,' if you get my meaning..." ;) "Some of them are gonna be whores.":evilgrin:
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AussieDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 01:16 AM
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5. "Virgin Wrangler"......
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


(I'm sure a lot of those "virgins" are recycled - I mean, how many can there BE ???????)
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oasis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 02:05 AM
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6. That one's a dandy.
:rofl:
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