Bill Frist: Wacko who wants to lick Bushler's ass. How dare he take such a radical stand and advocate such a drastic step that does nothing? You can tell he’s doing it for political gain because of all the other lawmakers who are jumping on his bandwagon. Too wacko for president!
Donald Rumsferatu: Wacko who wants to kill more American soldiers in Iraq. What the hell does he know about combat? Also, he is going around condemning our Marines to certain death or injury by cutting their troop levels. Innocent until proven guilty, Rummy! Keep it up and we’ll lock you in Gitmo! (BTW, Ollie North was totally guilty.)
Rush Limpballs: Fat Oxycontin Fascist. Obesity in rich piggies, after all, is only allowed if they are as dirty with YOUR money as possible. Rich people and fat rich people do not have to be to be ethical. We are fairly sure that the Fat Nazi Lizard wants to run for Supreme Asshole someday. Hell, we’d prefer to nominate the Antichrist.
George Dumbya Bushler: Hopeless flip-flopper. He voted for protecting the USA then he voted against it because his buddies want to become rich from fear-mongering. BTW, Senate Republicans should refuse to vote for any immigration legislation, no matter how important, until certain law-breaking republicans are put in prison. Not that this has anything to do with what we just said about Bushler’s flip-flopping, but since Right-Wing Wackos love Red Herrings and the Strawman... ;)
Ann Coulter: Screechy and unhinged or flat and boring, depending on the day. Also, have we mentioned he has a HUGH1! Adam's Apple?
Sean Hannity: Absolutely the most far-out right-wing wacko on neo-nazi radio. We can’t bring ourselves to listen to that crap. See also Bill O'Reilly, Michael Savage, and Rash Limpballs.
Dennis Miller: Who?
Rick Santorum: He’s a screechy far-out, and corrupt. Quick, someone find something on him. C’mon.
Also, have I mentioned how much I hate these creatures?
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