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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 01:39 PM
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Voting for Bush is like...(fill in the blank)
...pushing a button marked "Earth Destruction Switch"
...telling God you'd rather go to hell than to heaven
...dropping out of Harvard to become a drug dealer

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coalition_unwilling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 01:40 PM
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1. Jews voting for Hitler (n/t)
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 01:41 PM
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2. slitting your wrists?
swallowing 50 valiums and a fifth of Jack?
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 02:16 PM
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15. For the moment, I'll pass on slitting my wrists,
but the Valium (maybe not 50) and Jack Daniels part appeals to me.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 01:41 PM
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3. ....willfully replacing my usual mouthwash with razor blades.
I can't imagine how Bush still gets any support.
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MrModerate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 01:41 PM
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4. Um . . . Illegal, since he can't run again?
Unless he's going to try for Town Council of Kennebunkport in the '08 election cycle.
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 01:41 PM
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5. ...scooping my eyeballs out with a spoon! n/t
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 01:44 PM
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6. passing a kidney stone
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 01:45 PM
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7. Buying Enron stock.
Ha! I kill me! :rofl:
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Minnesota Libra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 01:46 PM
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8. Voting for the WH Idiot and his minions is like f...... a rabid dog. nt
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 01:46 PM
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9. sticking your part out the window to screw the whole world
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sweetheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 01:48 PM
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10. ... chewing your own leg off.
... selling your family off in to slavery.
... farting in a crowded elevator.
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Democrats_win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 02:09 PM
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11. Assasinating Jesus.
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:16 PM
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18. The conservatives already did that 2000 years ago
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 02:12 PM
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12. pissing in the wind.
The inevitable will happen, and you won't like it.
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AndyA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 02:14 PM
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13. Shooting battery acid into your veins. n/m
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Nimrod2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 02:15 PM
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14. Sipping Drain-O?
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 02:17 PM
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16. I will never know what if feels like, considering I would never vote
for him.
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keopeli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 02:21 PM
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17. slitting your children's wrists.
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