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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:18 PM
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Where is the bartender?


President Bush (2nd R) and Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki (R) meet with senior Iraqi and U.S. officials in Baghdad June 13, 2006. (Ahmad al-Rubaye/Pool/Reuters)
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:22 PM
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1. Hey, what time's Desperate Housewives coming on over-n-this time zone?
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Master Mahon Donating Member (621 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:23 PM
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2. When do the beheadings start????
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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:23 PM
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3. Hey, Omar, have you played the new Halo3?
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Trouser Trout Donating Member (326 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:25 PM
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4. I gotta pee
Someone give me permission
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:28 PM
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5. Yeah eh this is boring hey let's go to your ranch and ride some bikes
Where is YOUR ranch? Is it all brushy like mine?
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LeftNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:31 PM
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6. Got a Segway? I do...nt
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 04:29 PM
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7. When does the bellydancing start? Do you need any dollar bills? n/t
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 04:31 PM
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8. LOL!
:D
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 04:37 PM
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9. A chimp walks into a bar...
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 04:43 PM
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11. A termite walks into a bar, and asks, "Where's the bar tender?" n/t
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 04:48 PM
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13. Bush, Nuri, and Rumsfeld walk into a bar. Bush turns to Nuri and
asks him if he wants a drink. Nuri says that he is a Muslim, and doesn't drink alcohol. Bush says he quit drinking when he became a Christian and turned his life around. Rumsfeld says that he's going to hell anyway and orders 3 drinks. After drinking all 3, his slams the glass down and says, "That's why they call me Rummie."
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 04:42 PM
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10. "Hey Nuri, these Halliburton strippers are going to put Baghdad
on every middle eastern tourist's must see list, for years to come! The Hanging Halliburton Harlots Of Baghdad Revue...now I kind'a like that hoss! Hey pour us another one there, Ahab...It don't get any damned better than this shit...YYYeeeeeehhhaaaaaaaaaWWW!"
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 04:43 PM
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12. Looks like a diner.
:spank:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 04:54 PM
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14. "Hey Nuri, what time does the Walla-Balla contest start?"
Walla Balla

http://www.primetimeinteractive.com/bag_of_fun.htm
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