http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=1712702RW Minn Senator Hides from gays in Bushes!
Edited on Fri Apr-08-05 01:34 PM by WoodrowFan
RW nutjob Senator Michelle Bachmann tried to force a floor vote on an anti GBLT issue in Minnosota yesterday. When leaving the capital building she actually HIDE behind a bunch of bushes to hide from a GBLT rally!!! BOL!!!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=1716722Dickie Flatt (1000+ posts) Sun Apr-10-05 11:41 PM
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Michele Bachmann (MN GOP Senator) SCREAMS for help at constituent meeting
Remember Michele Bachmann? She was the subject of a long thread that made the front page (and Top Ten Conservative Idiots) when she literally hid behind the bushes to watch an anti-hate amendment rally. You'd think she would try to avoid drawing this kind attention to herself. But then, if there's one thing Bachmann seems to be utterly incapable of doing, it's think.
Just days after cowering in the bushes to, apparently, avoid being attacked by gays, Bachmann was involved in this bizarre incident:
After the meeting, some attempted to speak further with
Bachmann and Vandeveer to emphasize the hurtful
consequences of the narrow political policies. Even
among the few conservatives in attendance, it was
commented that the Defense of Marriage Act was a
political waste of time perpetrated by Republicans
to divert attention from more pressing issues. One
retired farmer remarked, "I'm straight, but God made
gays and I don't have any problem with them. The Defense
of Marriage thing is a waste of time. They have more
important business at the legislature."
Senator Bachmann retired to the restroom and residents began
moving toward the exit. Less than a moment later, piercing
screams were heard from the ladies' washroom. "Help!!!!
HEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!" With everyone's attention riveted
on the door, Senator Bachmann emerged in a crouching run,
crying, "I was being held against my will!" Two women
were seen standing behind her, one tall and elderly,
the other young and petite, both unassuming and bewildered.
The women reported afterward they had followed the senator
into the restroom to continue to question her about
education. One had her hand on the door handle, ready to
open it, which she immediately did when Senator Bachmann
became frightened and began screaming.
Mused one bystander, "I'm guessing our Senator won't be
returning to Scandia any time soon."
Come on, Minnesota. Is this really the best we can do?
And for those who missed it when I commented in Bachmann's last thread, she certainly does seem to think the "homosexual community" is out to get her. She has called children the "prize" of the homosexual community ("they are specifically targetting our children"). She also believes that allowing gay marriage will "take away the civil right of little children to be protected in their innocence."
What a nut.