Forget the goods he got on Keith's alleged-but-blisteringly-accurate assessment of Rita Cosby ("intelligent as a suitcase full of rocks"); Lloyd Grove, resident tattler of the
New York Daily News, has just turned up with a veritable goldmine of NEW e-mails purportedly from Keith Olbermann -- and a Genuine, chastened, cap-in-hand Apology, too.
None of which, of course, comes with verifiable attribution. That's because they come from that most trusted of all informants, the Unnamed Source.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/426796p-360015c.html (link may change after 15 June 2006)
Lloyd is now claiming that Olbermann replied to
many e-mails in a very un-Liberal manner; i.e., like a Conservative. Which, after all, is a capital crime if you're a Liberal, but completely forgivable if you're a Conservative.
And Mr. Grove also notes that Bill O'Reilly has a whopping four (it changed to "six" during the time it took me to write this post) times the viewers of Olbermann. Which ought not to surprise anyone -- after all, most liberals are still at work, putting in overtime, when conservatives are at home, relaxing, watching Bill "O'Loofah" O'Reilly and listening to him outgas about the gay Mexican feminist flag-burning French-loving hippy Democrats who want to recall all our currency to erase "In God We Trust" from them.
Never mind that something is fishy when the bulk of
any evidence is e-mail. Maybe it's just me -- I was once outed as a ne'er-do-well (and worse, a gay --
*gasp!*) back in the late 1980s on Usenet by an offended geek -- I think I made some nasty remarks about Objectivism, Libertarianism, Skepticism, or RPGers' abuse of "colourfull Britishe spellynge", or some other geek shibboleth, probably all in the same post.
Nobody took it seriously at the time except my would-be nemesis, but I did request the notes be "stricken from the public record" by the ISP and several of the Usenet hubs, which took more effort than it should have. Then, a couple years later, a friend of mine turned up an old copy that had nonetheless made it into one of the public archives. We had a good laugh and spoke nostalgically of old times. And a week later, my doctor was obliged to increase my hypertension meds. :)
If the Yalie gossipteer of the Daily News will forgive my reluctance to immediately believe -- (how do they say it?) --
gossip -- especially anonymously issuing from a news outlet undergoing a major purge of personnel at a time when the object of the gossip is on vacation -- I'll lament the stumble and/or fall of Keith Olbermann when I have good evidence of it. That is, if and when Olbermann assumes responsibility for, and apologizes for the e-mails, in print or on his program, where I can hear or read it from K.O. himself.
Until Grove complies with the basic requirements of journalism and provides credible attribution, I'll seriously suspect a low-level, high-intensity character assassination campaign by Yet Another Knob With A Copy Of
Dramatica and a bad case of Long Island Lockjaw sporting a rampant hard-on for those he disdains as
arrivistes who refuse to kiss Neo-Con ass.
--p!