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Buddyblazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:46 PM
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Me Mudder just sent me this joke...enjoy.
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "you're on my list, but I have no
room for you. But since you definitely have to stay here, I am going to
have to let someone else go.

"I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one
of them go, but you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you decide
who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George shouted. "I don't think so. I am not a good swimmer, And I
don't think I could do that all day long".

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge
hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, over
and over, time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was breaks rocks all day", commented George.

The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton Lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:47 PM
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1. excellent!
:rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:49 PM
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2. Oh...my...goodness
Priceless.
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Synnical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:54 PM
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3. That's a keeper.
Thanks.
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:57 PM
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4. Locking
Sex threads not allowed
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