To the drunk freeper asshole who took a piss on my car........

To the drunk freeper asshole who took a piss on my car tonight:

I rinsed your putrid piss off the driver's side door of my car at 2:15 am tonite. I had just gotten off of work at a bar downtown. I probably served you a beer or two.

You must have thought it a riot, whipping out your pee-pee in front of your friends, relieving yourself on my car. That's okay. Keep pissing. I'm giving my tip money to Ben Burch of the White Rose Society so he can work airing the ugly truth on the internet. The truth that you can't stand to hear.

Go ahead, take another piss on my 13 year old car. You don't like my bumper stickers, so you piss all over them. That's alright. I'll just rinse it off.

Piss away, you fuckers.

It's a sad move from a desperate party that's losing their firm grip on the US' throat. They have nothing left but divisive issues to pull out (and energize their RW base), attacks, and stuff like this.

We've got 'em on the run! :toast:

I'm sorry this happened to you.
Ringo

I'm sorry, Ringo... I just think you could've worded that better. (you know... pulling out your you-know-what to take a whiz... see what I mean?)

I honestly didn't see the irony in my choice of words there until you pointed it out. :rofl:
Ringo

I had a good laugh with it.

Divisive and small, that's my suspicion.

Just.................... wow.

I don't think it's divisive at all. When a Republican pulls out his penis, pretty much everyone can agree that he should put the shriveled little thing away ASAP.

We do have 'em on the run. They have no argument. They know it.

Water's cheap. I can rinse all day long.

And then casually notify the local police that your car has become the object of public urination. Let the drunks spend a night in jail with a couple of charges, and they'll suddenly learn a lesson that Freeping peepee terrorism ain't gonna fly.

Seriously.

all over the door.

I know it was because of my stickers. It was in a remote lot, I had no choice but to park there. Huge street festival, no where else to park. Downtown Friday night, etc.

Fucking ignorant assholes. When they get your door you know it's personal.

All my friends from work saw the results.

:eyes:

that he is incapable of any intellectual debate.

1. I really liked your site (very nice protest pix!)
2. I have a 16 year old that I love to spend my days
with - but large groups of 'hims'? - you're a saint!
3. "What do you think you are doing, Dave?"
OMG - haven't thought of that movie in ages!
You got a huge doubletake & belly laugh for that
one ... nice for a Friday night!

Okayyy, 4 points!

4. You make New Mexico sound lovely. It's on my list
of places to see (hopefully before I get to
the 'walker' stage!).

The Twig came to Albuquerque yesterday to stump for his lap dog, Heather Wilson. I joined the protesters outside the Hotel where the event was taking place, and was thrilled to see some of my former students show up to protest. Every time I see former students, I always know that I chose the right path in this life. Being a teacher means having a whole lot of love in your life.

and Rec! for you Teacher.

for all of the love you have for the ones that are in need of a bit of love and guidance :thumbsup: for all you do.

dp

was pissing on your car. I'd check and see if dubya was around...sounds like something he'd do.

Seriously, sorry this happened to you.

then wipe my ass on his "I don't believe the liberal media" bumper sticker. Glad to be of service...

you are :toast:

I really love this place sometimes! :)

I had a nasty run in with a freep today and you guys just so totally put it all in perspective. Thanks.

:spray:

It's really kind of pathetic that they don't have anything better to use against the logical arguments of our side.

Continuous 2000 volt 10ma output is in a small 3 x 1 ¼ x 1" potted enclosure. Input and output have wire leads for easy connecting. Intended for discouraging animal pests from invading and raiding garbage cans, bird feeders, gardens and other sensitive areas. Excellent for vehicles and perimeter protection by setting up an electric field. Device as shown will not injure the animal yet will provide an effective electric shock. Operates from internal, external batteries or 115-vac wall adapter transformer. Ground referenced for easy electrification of insulated conductive objects. Uses our FIRETRON neon transformer.



http://www.amazing1.com/shocking_electric_modules.htm

jolt the mutha fuckers.

"Intended for discouraging animal pests from invading and raiding garbage cans, bird feeders, gardens and other sensitive areas"

freepers fall absolutely in that category

Mythbusters disproved something similar a while back.

a gal can dream though, right?

Bzzzzz!

unless he is wearing rubber boots. Would you pee on an electric fence ?

Got to go to bed, it's quarter till 6.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1313093/posts

When I was a tad about 10, I bet my brother he wouldn't pee on the electric fence.

He still hasn't forgiven me (and that was 49 years ago).


the original poster zapped himself in the thigh with a taser !


I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY SHIT! DAaaaauuuuuuMN!!! I'm pretty sure that Jessie Ventura ran in through the front door, picked me up out of that recliner, then body slammed me on the carpet over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, soaking wet, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position. Moscow was standing over me making barking sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!" (Note: If you ever feel compelled to mug yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution.)

There is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You're not going to let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. Then, if you're lucky, you won't dislodge one of the prongs 1/4" deep in your thigh like yours truly. SON-OF-A-BIT%CH that hurt! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at this point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both titties were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, as my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. give or take an ounce or two, I'm pretty sure.

By the way, has anyone seen my testicles? I think they ran away. I'm offering a reward. They're round, rather large, kinda hairy, and handsome if I must say so myself. Miss 'em . . . sure would like to get 'em back!

AMIGO DON'T EVER DO THIS!


these guys give really a true meaning to "jackass"

really! I do!

DH, who is an electrical & mechanical engineer, was a witness. I'm not familiar with "myth busters" or how they would have debunked this but when I asked DH he said his "buddy" was very close, if he hadn't been and other circumstances weren't just right it probably wouldn't have worked.

Now I must ask... why on earth would any sane male put his cherished body part any where near electricity? ::sigh:: I guess "sane" would be the operative word, eh? (and yes, DH says his "buddy" (neighbor) was a major "moran" and still is to this day some 30+ years later. Apparently he got a bit of a "thrill" from the original experience so did it a few more times after that... until he ran across a fence with the voltage cranked up a bit to high for him.)


{edited to add more info: Interesting... I Google searched myth busters peeing on a fence thing and found this from HERE @ Answers.com: "Urinating on the electric third rail of a train track or an electric fence can cause electrocution. (From Peeing on the Third Rail, Season 1, episode 3) - Busted/Confirmed - Upon retesting the myth on an electric fence it was found to be Confirmed, but the rail was still Busted. Distance was the factor, as the urine stream breaks up less at the close range needed for urinating on the fence than urinating on the third rail, thus ensuring a direct line of current between your body and the electrical source."}

I stand corrected.

but wasn't it inconclusive?

Very likely holding onto car. Amusing image, nonetheless. ;)

I'd like to keep this kicked somehow.

couldn't you private message the URL of the thread to him? Just an idear in case it ends up on page 2.

in your name. If you don't mind what city are you in?

I have found most people here pretty calm. None of this fucking with peoples cars. Could be because lots of people are armed. Pissing on someones car is the most insane thing I have ever heard of. Asshole.

Anyway fuck em.

winston-salem, nc

around the edges. Nothing against winston.
That is fucked up though. I'm north of Raleigh is the reddest of red small towns and could not imagine that happening here. No one messed with my signs or bitched to me. I joked with my neighbor about this Bush sign. We drink beer on occasion.

Seems like people are getting stupider all the time. They need to grow the hell up.

Here are the bumperstickers I have on my car...(1993 Eagle Summit Wagon)

Eve Was Framed
Celebrate Diversity (rainbow flag)
What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?
US Out Of Iraq Bring Our Troops Home Now!
University of North Carolina at Greensboro

how could I forget

Democratic Underground!

"What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?" Wouldn't that be simply marvelous? (Is is possible to be sarcastically sincere without being sincerely sarcastic?)

For further clarification... I do enjoy a good hokey pokey and when I do it, I'm filled with the joy only true hokiness can bring but you know, I think the thrill would wear off after a while and I'd really sort of hoped there'd be something just a bit more substantial to "that's what it's all about." But I guess there's worse ways to spend eternity. I bet ole Wannabe-King George won't be doin no hokeying but I imagine the pokeying will grow a bit tiresome. I'm gonna stop now.

There are devices for classic cars to keep the mice out of your car. They work by shooting a low level electric current throughout your car, not enough for you to get killed or anything, just to make a mouse, or person, think twice. Now then, imagine this with liquid added:evilgrin: Go down to your local magazine rack and pick up a copy of Hemmings Motor News, you should be able to find what you're looking for in there.

a drunk asshole who had to take a piss. They do it to me all the time, and I have no stickers on my car.

they had to aim pretty high

edit to add, it's a mini-van. they'd have to hike up their little pee-pees to cover all of my driver's side door.

door, tire, windsheild, side windows. Drunks have been aim as im sure you know working at a bar.

when you've got the whole ground to go on?

Im not much of a drinker and have not ben honestly drunk since college. It just seems to be what drunks do. But who knows, it might have been a freeper. Maybe since my car is small and off-white they mistake it for an outdoor urinal. :freak:

His room mate is dating some girl that Ricky just can't stand. She's loud and obnoxious without alcohol but with alcohol she's, and I quote, "Drunk White Trash Obnoxious". Well, one night she's over partying with his room mate and he goes to sleep in his room. He wakes up to the sound of water pouring on his floor and he jumps up thinking he kicked over a cup or something. Turns out, this girl is taking a leak in the corner of his room. I guess he flew up out of the bed and went totally ape-shit and finally made her clean it up with her boyfriends towel. He thinks she was looking for the bathroom in the dark and couldn't find it so she just dropped trow right where her drunken ass wound up. Man, was he mad. He moved out shortly thereafter. When he told me that I laughed so hard I almost peed in his truck and that thought just made me laugh harder. So, it might not have had anything to do with your bumper stickers but just in case, I'll start peeing on any Bush/Cheney '04 stickers I see.

This could of been just some dumbass drunk.

did you lick the side of your car and say "hmm this is freeper piss"? I doubt it. Sounds like some drunk asshole to me and to stupid to vote for either party.

all over the door. a mini-van so he'd have to aim pretty high.

why would a total stranger do that unless it was on purpose?

and thanks for supporting the White Rose Society .
I can only hear Guy James and Randi Rhodes through the
White Rose society because they are on while I work.

Pissing in public is illegal and doing it on someone's vehicle is just strange....

We have noticed at our regular twice weekly protests here that we get lots more supportive honks but the war mongers are louder and ruder. We had a guy actually pull over last week and get out of his truck (it was a red Dodge with 40" wheels!) and come (I should say CHARGE) over to our group and just went off on us. Then we had a girl go around the block TWICE to lean out the passenger side of the truck she was in and yell 'fuck you' while holding up both middle fingers. I guess she wanted them to hear her in Baghdad.

I am sure we will just see more and more of this crap until we take back the WH. Then it could even continue after that.

I am working hard at ignoring these people and not giving them an audience. But damn, it's hard.

Don't give it another thought.

Can't argue, can't come up with a better solution, so... let's just act like an animal.

I'm sorry you had to wash it off, but I pity the loser who thinks piss is a method of communication even more.

I only saw this posting because Liberal Guy cross-posted it over on LiberalUnderground.com.

And I'm sorry they pissed on your car.

Somebody tore the darwinfish off mine recently. But the joke was on them; I had just ordered a new one because the old one was losing its silver from repeated washings.

or a stalker.

How do you accidently cover the driver's side door (starting from the window down) of a car with piss?

How does that happen by chance?

Some of the biggest assholes I know don't give a damn about politics. There is a guy I work with, just turned 60 who is a hateful racist prick. He has never voted in his life.