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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:12 PM
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I would totally have Al Gore's love child.
Discuss.
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JDPriestly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:14 PM
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1. The last thing he wants is a potential Monica Lewinsky hanging
around. He's got Tipper. I don't think he wants anyone else.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:14 PM
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2. Xemasab and Tipper in a cat fight!
Woo Hoo!

I want the video!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:17 PM
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4. You know I'd win.
It's a question of who wants it more. :D
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IndyJones Donating Member (583 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:53 PM
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23. Tipper looks like she could get mean. My money's on her.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:59 PM
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24. You've obviously never met me
She has a few pounds on me, but I've got the muscle and the tenacity.

I'm also not afraid to use the nails.
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:14 PM
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3. I saw him first....
and I'm a lesbian!
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:18 PM
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5. I'm tellin' on you!
:rofl:

You'll be risking a hard core Tipper ass kicking but if you're successful in your endeavors, you know your love child will be beautiful and very smart...just look at their kids. :D
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:18 PM
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6. Me too, and I'm a hetero man.
But only on the condition that he RUN in 2008!!! :patriot:
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:18 PM
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7. You could fuck each others' brain!
Sex is good, brains are sexy!
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Telly Savalas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:19 PM
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8. Such loose morality only reinforces the Democrats image as
fringe leftists who are out of touch with middle American values.

You'd do better to have a good moderate like Evan Bayh's love child.

:hide:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:25 PM
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12. Or, God forbid, Hillary
:hide:
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:32 PM
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15. You cracked me up! I hope you meant to!
Or am I a fringe leftist?
And BTW, fuck Evan Bayh and he only wishes he might have a
love child!:evilgrin:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:39 PM
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16. Fuck Evan Bayh?
Ew.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:48 PM
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20. I meant that in the purist sense, like throw him out into
anywhere he can't cope, like just about anywhere, I'm thinking. Ewww indeed.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:51 PM
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21. Though I know you meant it metaphorically
the phrase "fuck Evan Bayh" makes my gorge rise.
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:20 PM
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9. This love child factory is closed but I would love to try any way.
I've had a crush on him for years.
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:22 PM
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10. Actually, Al's getting so many requests these days for this
sort of thing that he's having to subcontract them. As it happens, I am working for him in this context. Contact me if you are still interested. }(

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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:28 PM
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13. The Howard Dean image in your signature
has hynotized me into agreeing with your plan... mmm... Howard... he can be the other father of my love child... we can all go on Springer... mmm... yes....
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:32 PM
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14. Yes. That would be great.
I've always wanted to be on Jerry Springer. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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katamaran Donating Member (352 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:24 PM
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11. I had a weird dream about him a couple weeks ago...
I had a weird dream about him a couple weeks ago. It was right after the green Vanity Fair cover came out with him on it. I dreamed we were at a vaction house on the beach (Tipper was there...kids too, I think). I was talking to him and just suddenly felt the urge to hug him and cry. I woke up hoping it wasn't a sexually based dream.

Unfortunately, he's the only guy I've dreamed about besides my boyfriend in seven years. My man is jealous ;-)
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Notti di Cabiria Donating Member (7 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:42 PM
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17. It would be Rosemary's Baby all over again.
Without the satan. And Xema would be Mia Farrow, because any child of Mia Farrow is fabulous. And the baby would be some sort of Global Warming fighting superspawn.

Okay, I was gonna go somewhere better (and more logical) with that, but I painted myself into a corner. Sue me :P
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:44 PM
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18. Someone with only three posts is not allowed to
crack my shit up like that!!!!

It's wrong I tell ya!

(And welcome to DU!!!! :bounce:)
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Notti di Cabiria Donating Member (7 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:47 PM
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19. Thanks!
:hi:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-19-06 11:52 PM
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22. You're a menace to society.
"Lip my stocking" indeed.
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 01:11 AM
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25. OMG, are you cheating on Howard?
I'm telling! :P
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 01:24 AM
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26. MEOW!!
I want in!!!
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 04:22 AM
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27. Snerk. Good to know I'm not the only one.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 04:32 AM
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28. I would sure volunteer to take 'em fishing, take a child fishing for one
day and give them a hobby for life.
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Rosemary2205 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 04:35 AM
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29. Al Gore rubs me the wrong way.
I financially supported him and voted for him. I mostly agree with him. But his vocal and physical mannerisms just make me want to change the channel. He just seems to have that "I'm superior to everyone" smarmy thing going on. I've tried and tried to get past it and it's just no good. I can totally support the man on issues - but please, I beg you, don't make me sit through the whole movie.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 08:21 AM
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30. You think he's condescending?
(Condescending is when you "talk down" to people.)
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