Where in the hell is Osama bin Laden?

Why haven't we captured him? Are we even looking for him? Where is Osama bin Laden? Does Bush even remember his name? Bush, you turd, you can keep killing innocent Iraqi's if you want, who gives a fuck anyway, it's not like they're real people or anything but where in the fuck is Osama?

Why isn't the border between Afghanistan closed? Why aren't there 1 MILLION fucking American soldiers using every asset at our disposal to hunt him down and "smoke 'em out", "dead or alive"? Why aren't we tracking him down and threatening to deliver him to "Club Gitmo"? Why aren't we?

I'll tell you why... because those worthless pieces of shit in our Administration can't pull their heads out of the sand long enough to muster the courage to go after him. They are so afraid that if they put the squeeze on Osama, he'll launch yet another attack on our country and make them look like the incompetent jack-offs they are. We all know what would happen if Osama decides, at his leisure, to attack us. Bush will find some classroom to sit in and shit his chicken hawk pants while children take turns reading the words to the pictures in his book. Maybe they could read him the book, "The Little Engine that could find Osama Bin Laden" because his worthless chicken shit administration damn sure couldn't find their ass with both hands.

There has been speculation that it wasn't Osama that attacked us on 9/11 and that it was these Fucktards in charge that either allowed it to happen or just plain ole did it themselves. Who gives a shit if he did it or not? The people don't give a shit, they believe he did, and belief is enough for a conviction, that's for sure. Osama Bin Ladin. That's the face we've put to the attack and that's the face we should be hunting down and dragging to Gitmo. Fuck him, if he didn't do it, maybe he can put up a defense, if we let him. But I say just capture the fucker and have done with it. Bush can keep his little wars and run his international extortion ring all he wants to, it's not like we can stop him anyway. I just want to know why these spineless, dick-less rePukelicans are so afraid to bring Osama Bin Hidin' to justice.

I have a hunch as to why we can't catch him...

Because we sent a Chicken Hawk Republican in to do the job of a Democrat. A Democrat wouldn't sit around on their ass while Osama was casually reading about how Bush turned Iraq into Osama's primary recruiting ground. He'd be too busy dodging smart bombs and ducking assassins. A Democrat wouldn't allow Osama the luxury of chuckling at Bush's ineptitude and divided country; because he'd be too busy running from the worlds most powerful fighting force. Saddam Hussein was found by our forces hiding in a hole no bigger than my fucking toilet; so it's not the troops fault. Those guys found the proverbial needle in the haystack and they could do it again if they had quality leadership; leadership that wasn't afraid to fight like Americans instead of sniveling cowards who can only muster up the courage to attack defenseless countries (and royally fuck that up too).

A Democrat would have captured Bin Laden a long time ago; and even if we didn't, we'd at least never let the people forget who we were hunting. Republicans are just as weak on defense as they are inept on managing a response to a disaster or hell, even something as simple as balancing a budget. Shit, Clinton balanced the budget, ran a successful war in Kosovo and still had time to pork a fat-assed intern. These idiots can't do nothing right but hey, there's always Diebold. That's one thing they did right. Maybe they should have put Rove in charge of finding Bin Laden instead of Rumsfeld "the incontinent". At least Rove can do something right; all Rumsfeld can do is constantly snatch defeat right from the jaws of victory.

These guys are sad and the remaining 27% of the people that love them are even sadder. They're trying so desperately to save face, they don't even realize how tired and lame their diatribes are. I can't believe how pathetic and impotent the party of Lincoln and Eisenhower has become. What losers. These guys have no patriotism, they have no decency, everyone of these assholes should be thrown into Bush's secret detention centers and tortured for their sheer stupidity and craven cowardliness. These people make America look like a huge pile of ignorant shit. They are a shit stain on the underwear of the world. Keep voting Republican, you assholes. Go ahead, Repukes, keep voting to keep Osama Bin Laden free.

K&R!:kick:

osama is in Crawford, TX

he got Bin Laden's family out during 9/11, they have been in business for a long time, we probably receive a video tape of him on November 6th the day before the election.

Republic.

...Where's Osama? parody of a Where's Waldo? book. (And parody of the Bush administration.)

Same dif w/out tivo

think that let him escape out of Afghanistan? They want him around to make those little proBush political tapes right before the election.(CIA official position in 2004)

That was a joy to read. It summed up my feelings exactly. We have created about 1 million Osamas and you thought OBL was pissed! Just watch the next 10 years, we will reap what we have sown in Abu Ghraib, Gitmo, Fallujah, Haditha, etc. And I thought these Bush motherfuckers read the Bible. We wil ALL reap what this tiny cabal has sown.

in his Eddie Bauer khakis and a plaid shirt, (with a makeover, of course) sipping a cool one and cheering on the Padres.

But he is least likely to have done 9-11 anyway, so time is better spent investigating that crime to find out who did. My money's on Dick Cheney. Who stood to gain the most from it?

Hey,maybe someone could tell Mr. Rumsfeld.

"Jawbreaker," written by a CIA leader who was on the ground in Afghanistan long before 9-11 and was a major player in the Afghan War. Very interesting read.

and his body recovered in October. :tinfoilhat:

--what if he's hiding *here*, in the United States? The classic Purloined Letter technique--hide in plain sight, where no one will notice you...dunno if I really believe this, but it's an intriguing idea at least... By the way--excellent rant!

that much. I think he uttered those words in early march of '02? :shrug: Personally I think that Osama is on **'s payroll for future terra of 'Mericans went needed. :shrug:

If we had competent leadership in the White House instead of corporate whores using 9/11 as an excuse to invade Iraq, he'd be dead or in a jail cell right now.

according to Abdullah Abdullah. That would explain a lot; we cannot go into Pakistan without upsetting the precarious position of Musharraf and sending the current government crashing. It would almost definately be replaced by an Islamic state, one that has close ties to terrorism and is armed with nukes.

"Al-Zawahiri, who leads al Qaeda along with Osama bin Laden, had been killing Afghans long before the 9/11 attacks and subsequent U.S.-led invasion, Karzai said.
" first killed Afghans for years ... and then he went to America and destroyed the twin towers," Karzai said.
"So whether America wants him or not, whether the rest of the world wants him or not, we in Afghanistan want him arrested and put before justice."
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/06/22/al.zawahiri/index.html?section=cnn_latest

Weeks later in a mission accomplished swagger, Rummy announced they had accomplished that goal. OBL was either dead or he was alive.

For bin laden and noticing that he's not wanted for 9/11. Wonder why.

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/fugitives/laden.htm

... laughing all the way to the bank and IMing John Negroponte with futures tips.

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and I really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." -- George W. Bush, March 13, 2002


 The Post: Why do you think bin Laden has not been caught?
THE PRESIDENT: Because he's hiding.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A12570-2005Jan15.html

sitting at the board of directors table of the Carlyle Group being served gimlets by Manny Noriega as they count the billions of dollars rolling in nonstop...

I am a former Army officer and I am outraged beyond words that the corrupt corporate cabal let our enemies get away.

Controlling Iraq's oil is more important to the neoxcons than finding Bin Laden.