Flottz plan to beat newest wave of Terra-Terra-Terra...

Hubert Flottz

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Sat Jun-24-06 11:18 AM
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Flottz plan to beat newest wave of Terra-Terra-Terra...

Place The Duct Tape Over Your Ears and go shopping! That's right, shut off the wolf crying fear mongers, stale bullshit and your world will become a far better and saner place!

Turn off the cable TV and shelter in place!

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Hubert Flottz

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Sat Jun-24-06 11:23 AM
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1. Try it you'll like it!

I haven't tried to take my duct tape off my ears 'cause I'm afraid to! In fact I'm putting some over my eyes too!

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Old and In the Way

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Sat Jun-24-06 11:51 AM
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2. Brilliant!

What we need is flesh colored duct tape. We could make millions selling the stuff to our friends over at FreeperRepublic.

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Hubert Flottz

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Sat Jun-24-06 12:04 PM
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3. I'm series!1!1!111!1

Duct tape helped me quit smoking when I put some over my mouth and around my cigarette holding fingers, so already I knew about the awesome power of the stuff! Flesh Colored duct tape would sell like crazy! It might even cause more Terra, when they had blue light specials on the stuff and people trampled each other to death getting, to aisle number three, but it would be well worth the loss of a mere several hundred middle class k-mart shoppers lives, to make sure that we stayed the course where ever it may mislead us!

Gawd Bless Umerikka, Gawd Bless 3-M, Gawd dang it, I'd like to have some Flesh Colored Duct Tape!

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Hubert Flottz

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Sun Jun-25-06 08:24 PM
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4. Maybe if they would start an around the clock airlift like Berlin...

and take tons of gubmint surplus duct tape and shrink wrap to the Middle East, they could stop the terra in it's nests over there, before it comes over here. Halliburton would charge $3423421234567.99 a roll for the stuff in Iraq though and the unemployed Iraqis would be out of luck like the folks here who don't have the money for duct tape, because Bush exported their jobs.

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salin

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Sun Jun-25-06 08:25 PM
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5. you forgot: avoid basketball tourneyments...

(big 'threat' that just happened to coincide with the NCAA tourney).

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Hubert Flottz

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Sun Jun-25-06 08:33 PM
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6. Bush has the FBI invading Miami now, because they whipped up

Edited on Sun Jun-25-06 08:36 PM by Hubert Flottz

on Dallas so badly.

Might be because my home boy, Jason Williams, has that Black Panther tattooed on his arm.(a DuPont Panther)

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salin

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Sun Jun-25-06 08:35 PM
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7. Excellent point

:hi:

So if we avoid Miami and the summer AAU bball tourneys, go shopping wearing the latest duct tape fashions... we should be okay, right?

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Hubert Flottz

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Sun Jun-25-06 08:40 PM
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8. I never leave home without my duct tape!

It's what holds the fenders on my truck! Handy stuff!

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salin

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Sun Jun-25-06 08:41 PM
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10. with the added benefit

that it can make a handy mending for naugahyde (sp) furniture!

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Hubert Flottz

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Sun Jun-25-06 08:59 PM
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13. I think you could patch the crack of dawn with good old duct tape.

Everything but duct tape changed, after 9/11! Thank GAWD it stayed the same!

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soup

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Sun Jun-25-06 08:40 PM
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9. Yep. The Heat is on. n/t

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Hubert Flottz

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Sun Jun-25-06 08:46 PM
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11. That Texas flood, was all the tears because Dallas got thumped.

Those were some great games. Maybe if Dallas had duct taped the hoop on the Heat end of the court, they could have stopped the terra that whipped them!

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soup

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Sun Jun-25-06 08:48 PM
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12. Or, they could have been Mavericks and covered it with plastic.

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Hubert Flottz

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Sun Jun-25-06 09:07 PM
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14. The Mavericks used Karl Rovish dirty tricks to try and beat the...

Edited on Sun Jun-25-06 09:08 PM by Hubert Flottz

Heat, but they couldn't pull it off anyway. Their fouling Shaq over and over, game after game, because he was having trouble at the free throw line, reminded me so much of Karl's dirt...

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