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...sent to me today...thought everyone here could use one, too.:patriot:
>>>>>>>> >> George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the >>kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers >>question time. One little boy puts up his hand and >>George asks him his name. >> >>"Stanley," responds the little boy. >> >>"And what is your question, Stanley?" >> >>"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade >>Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are >>you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, >>whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" >> >>Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush >>informs the kiddies that they will continue after >>recess. >> >>When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, >>that's right: question time. Who has a question?" >> >>Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him >>out and asks him his name. >> >>"Steve," he responds. >> >>"And what is your question, Steve?" >> >>"Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA >>invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why >>are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, >>whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did >>the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, >>what the hell happened to Stanley?" >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LOVE IT ! ! ! Word it getting out. :)
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