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YvonneCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-24-06 12:55 PM
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A Saturday Smile...
...sent to me today...thought everyone here could use one, too.:patriot:




>>>>>>>>
>> George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the
>>kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers
>>question time. One little boy puts up his hand and
>>George asks him his name.
>>
>>"Stanley," responds the little boy.
>>
>>"And what is your question, Stanley?"
>>
>>"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade
>>Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are
>>you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third,
>>whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
>>
>>Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush
>>informs the kiddies that they will continue after
>>recess.
>>
>>When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh,
>>that's right: question time. Who has a question?"
>>
>>Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him
>>out and asks him his name.
>>
>>"Steve," he responds.
>>
>>"And what is your question, Steve?"
>>
>>"Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA
>>invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why
>>are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,
>>whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
>>the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth,
>>what the hell happened to Stanley?"
>>
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LOVE IT ! ! ! Word it getting out. :)
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-24-06 12:59 PM
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1. Stanley is in GITMO.
Or maybe one of those "Freedom Camps" the government is building.

Kickie Poo and Recommended.



:kick:
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YvonneCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-24-06 02:52 PM
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3. ...
...x(
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In Truth We Trust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-24-06 01:14 PM
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2. Comedy in truth- ya gotta laugh or you'll just go insane.
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YvonneCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-24-06 02:54 PM
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4. So true...
...but it's harder every day.:hug:
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