Certainly, the big tent of DU might sometimes seem a Circus but that is like an ant imagining itself an as elephant. Still, our little dog and pony show holds its own, when compared to other online offerings. How do you like the big media parade the Greatest Show on Earth puts on when it hits town? It's neat the way media marches in lock-step with high-priced elephants isn't it? The really biiiiiiig shew, however, is, of course, a highly trained chip in the center ring that is actually mastering his habit of ending each sentence with, "um" or "uh." Broadcasters will tell you that habit costs listeners. Police investigators, however, will claim those responses suggest a suspect is lying. Today he's babbling about that nasty old free press. He really needs to tighten up on those freedoms. We didn't really need them anyhow, right? Oh sorry, I asked, it's secret, so we can stay safe from bad guys. I hope none of you turn me in as a terrorist, for asking, like ClearChannel advises.
Ahhh but look over here... the right ring offers a carnivorous preying mantis on the high wire... She must balance shaming the memory of every hero that died on 9/11 with remaining humorous. I bet real mantids are laughing like hell as they slay files. Don't focus on her or you'll miss the show on the ground as 2,520 friends and family members parade into oblivion.
Move right along folks, nothing to see there, because here in the left ring we have every manner of beasty known by man or woman! There are chickens with eagles as cats sleep with beagles and magicians who must mystify. There are donkey-jackasses kicking yellow dog-masses sitting in bleachers with pie in their eye.
As we near November, one might even hear an increasing number of moderate ticket holders humming a tune under brash carnival sights and sounds. When we hear their noises at DU, perhaps the wolves that pack with mad yellow dogs might let a few new right-wing sounding visitors slide by without such a hideously mauling attack. Even if wolves become lambs as ghosts gain a halo the Greatest Show on Earth will keep them humming,
"Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you."
Hey, no need to feel bad, we can
always burn a flag or eat a child
or two. We don't want to disappoint
anyone.