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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 09:16 PM
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Prayer for Rush - Dear Dog who art in the hearts of all animal lovers.
Please help poor Rush Limbaugh.

Please help him obey the laws of the United States in the future, though he has been a criminal in the past.

Please help him kick his addiction to prescription medicines.

Please help him get a woody without other people's Viagra.

Please help him come out of the closet, and admit to the world that he has been bisexual or gay all these years.

Please help him learn the true compassion that comes when you embrace Liberalism.

This we beseech you, oh Dog. Lick his hand with your welcoming tongue, and do not pee on his pants leg though he may richly deserve it.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 09:22 PM
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oasis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 09:59 PM
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4. You said "penal". tee hee.
Edited on Mon Jun-26-06 09:59 PM by oasis
:-)
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blue sky at night Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 09:45 PM
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2. thanks ben....
thought it was serious for a second there.......I am learning about Forgiveness, it is the hardest thing to do.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 09:56 PM
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3. It is serious to this extent...
...I hope he gets better and learns some compassion for others.
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LeftCoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-26-06 10:33 PM
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5. Locking
Do not use homosexuality as a insult.
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