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Laura PourMeADrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:03 PM
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Wacky quote from Rush just posted on Drudge....
RUSH LIMBAUGH: 'HOW DID BOB DOLE'S LUGGAGE GET ON MY AIRPLANE? I TOLD MY DOCTOR I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE NEXT ELECTION'... ...CUSTOMS DID NOT BELIEVE ME WHEN I TOLD THEM THAT I GOT THOSE PILLS AT THE BILL CLINTON PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY'...
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:05 PM
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1. I knew it. He blamed the Clenis!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What a fool!
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:15 PM
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7. Actually, Rush is responsible for his own drug problems
I know that goes against the Republicon grain, since they accept responsibility for none of their actions or failures.

BUT IT IS THE TRUTH.

Republicon Rush "Jeff Christie" Limbaugh is repsonsible for his own drug problems.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:06 PM
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2. Yeah, It's always someone elses fault. Hey Rush - Fuck you. grow up.
Edited on Tue Jun-27-06 01:08 PM by Lastlaughin08
Try being a man for once. Even if your dick is dead.
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Greeby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:06 PM
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3. That can't be what he actually said
Spur of the moment with no talking points faxed in from the RNC? No way!
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dave29 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:07 PM
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4. Rush, I've seen the Clenis. I've worked with the Clenis.
You sir, have no Clenis.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:09 PM
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5. LOL!
:thumbsup:

p.s. YOU'VE SEEN AND WORKED WITH THE CLENIS?! ;-)
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:13 PM
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6. Ba-da-dump
Nice one Rush :eyes:
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:15 PM
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8. Oh rush, the Big Dog does not need artificial stimulation to get it up
and you know it pigboy. Back in the 90's when you were much younger and could hear out of both ears, just thinking about Clinton would make you hard. Clinton Penis Envy; a tragic disease spread amongst conservatives with no known cure.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:16 PM
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9. Humor aside, the Asshole is drug induced felon.
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:17 PM
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10. Oh he's just too funny!
:sarcasm:

Clinton didn't need them, apparently.

Not only did Rush 'need' them, he got a doctor to write a false prescription for him so he could lie about it if he were ever questioned. Which begs the question, what OTHER drugs did this doctor prescribe for Rush...all in the interest of privacy, of course.
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:18 PM
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11. Nervous flopsweat
You can't run from it Rush, joking won't change the fact that THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS YOU HAVE TO USE SPACKLE ON YOUR SCHMACKEL.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-27-06 01:24 PM
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12. There's one thing every repuke should know
the mighty Clenis does not need any stinkin' Viagra

(no wonder repukes are so damn irritable and bitchy.. they can't get em up)
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