Rush Limbaugh is a FORNICATOR!!!!!!!!

Brethren and Sistren, I come to you today with a question Jeebus has laid on my heart.


How are we to convince our young people to abstain from that nasty "sex" when our heroes, like Rush Limbaugh, are fornicating all over the planet?

I was shocked, SHOCKED to see that Brother Limbaugh, Gawd save his soul, was using a sexual aid and HE IS NOT MARRIED!

The Bobble is clear, Brothers and Siters. Sex is to make fetuses, and that is ALL.

Sex is not for teenagers or old people or single people or homosex-shuals.

SEX IS ONLY FOR MARRIED PEOPLE WHO PLAN TO MAKE FETUSES!!!!!!!

It is my hope that Brother Limbaugh will confess his sins, turn in his Viagra, and as a display of repentance, make a considerable donation to Focus on the Family, Liberty University or the 700 Club.

He has set a sinful example for our youth.

VIAGRA MUST BE STOPPED IF WE ARE TO HAVE MORALITY IN THIS NATION. Gawd HATES Fornicators.


One more announcement: we will be picketing pharmacies until they stop selling drugs that tempt innocent men into fornication.


Amen and amen.

Hate the forn, love the forner....

in the DUH-minicam Republican.

And if that ain't the highway to **Hell**, than I dunno what is?

All we know for sure is that he wanted to attempt to fornicate;
there's no proof that he succeeded.

Yet.

shall be allowed in the Kingdom of Gawd, so sayeth the Lord.

Tell me, do YOU want to go to hell? Where the worm dieth not and the fire is never quenched in the burning lake of sin? Do you? ;)

Limbaugh had "a" great time - which accounts for only *one* pill missing.

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rush is the catcher, not the pitcher.

Not RUSH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How could such a good Christian man think of fornicating, much less HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONS?????!!!!!!!!!

I think I may faint. Jeebus help us all....

for prostitution. Isn't this situation starting to walk like a duck and quack like a duck? Isn't there one journalist in or near Dominican Republic who can look into this? Maybe moveon.org can send someone.

Yes, I smell it.

And I am ashamed that Saint Rush would mock Jeebus and Gawd by flaunting his member in JeebusGawd's face like that.

We installed GWB as president to bring abstinence back to the White House.

We have single-handedly removed all sex edumication from the schools.

How dare Brother Limbaugh use his penis when he is not a married man? HOW DARE HE?

Yes, someone should investigate just where his rod of righteousness has been!

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We people of faith are all a bunch of ignorant yahoos who vote republican blindly. oh wait...

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If you are picketing birth control for women, you must get on the bandwagon and protest the Temptation of Viagra. Gawd hates fornicators.

If you do not hate Viagra, you are not really a person of faith.

O8)

:D :hi:

:evilgrin:

--p!

Posso dizer TUDO agora... vou ao inferno de qualquer modo. :evilgrin:

Ele e um viciado e um mentiriso e ele e FEIO!


:hi:

:puke: É a razão que foi ele fora dos EUA.

he that shitteth in his own bed shall awaken smelling like a pimple-butt turd.



So it is written ......

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Buddy say it brother

Great post. ;)

a long time ago that Rush Limbaugh is as corrupt and worldly as the New International Version of the Bible:

http://www.wayoflife.org/fbns/rushlimbaugh.htm

Then again, that's Independent Baptists for ya.

Maybe even a swine fornicator...

It's time to bring those fornicators to their knees! They shall submit, or suffer the wrath.

You know what the Bible says, "Thy rod and thy staff, they shall comfort me."

I needed to wake up this morning and boy am I alert now!

Didn't you read the label carefully? This was a prescription for a series medical condition.

If you suffer from heavy bleeding and menstrual cramps, and your nipples continually drip milk, Viagra stops all such symptoms after even one dose. Unfortunately, long term Viagra use in these circumstances causes the breasts to sag, the balls shrivel up and fall off and the anal cysts begin to grow larger. In Rush's case, it is obvious that all of the above apply.

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About the conservatives who juice up on the V and spill their seed all over God knows where on foreign shores. Oh Gawwwd!! Save our childrun from the sins of the conservatives!

;-)

Mr. Limbaugh!! Bee-trayed me!! And you have bee-traaaaaayyyed the whole Church of Republicansim and their wholley-owned subsidieries...wow di'nt know i knew a wurd that big n loong. At least i can use this aginst that dirddy ole Pastor Diddohead of St. Cheney Church of Republicansim...he's beat me in too many COR (Church of Republicansim) basketball tournements...too many..."

-Sorry. Pastor Freeper had to come over and use my computer to tell you all this...:evilgrin:

Just because Rush had viagra doesn't mean he was going to go have sex with someone else.

It could just a case of "self abuse."

Yes, maybe he just "lit some candles, put on some Al Green, and made a night of it."

Yes, a 6 hour session of waxing the bishop.

Hours and hours of choking the chicken.

An outright marathon of sausage strangling.

An epic odyssey of onanism.

There's nothing wrong with that, right?

Oh. I forgot. Dr. Joycelyn Elders.

Maybe he just, um, wanted to see blue?

maybe his anal cyst ruptured and the infection spread and now he has penile warts and can't see it to put the Compound W on it unless it's...erm...saluting.

Maybe his hands were full of luggage and he wanted to point out interesting sights to his travelling companion.

Maybe losing all that weight shifted his center of gravity and now he has to hang a sock full of quarters from something to keep him balanced.

Maybe he's just a true blue patriot who needed a flag pole to fly Old Glory.