Rush To Make SURE The Kids As Scared Straight On Abstinence!

DistressedAmerican

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Wed Jun-28-06 12:34 PM
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Rush To Make SURE The Kids As Scared Straight On Abstinence!

Edited on Wed Jun-28-06 12:52 PM by DistressedAmerican

Hey kids,

Take it from me, right-wing gasbag Rush Limbaugh. God wants you to abstain from sex outside of marriage. Sex just leads to unwanted pregnancies, sexually transmitted diseases, and if there are tapes involved, blackmail and lawsuits.

Now, I know that your biological urges are strong. Sometimes there is significant peer pressure to begin sexual activity. God knows, as do I that the temptations are great.

But, if you find yourself weak, if you need a cold shower but, you are stuck in some teenage boy's sweaty back seat....

JUST PICTURE ME BABY!

OHH YEAH!

That ought to do it!

Just say NO! Seriously! SAY IT!

God is watching.

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Rush To Make SURE The Kids As Scared Straight On Abstinence!

Just say NO! Seriously! SAY IT!God is watching.

Just say NO! Seriously! SAY IT!

God is watching.