Caption the "Road Warrior"...

"Yoohoo! A little help gittin' down these stairs??? These here
shoelifts plus a couple o' those mini-shot bottles on the plane
got me feelin' weak in the knees..."

how much does it cost for this little bastard to keep using that plane all the time??

Hell On Wheels by Cher

Well, I'm hell on wheels
I'm a roller mama
I can slide down places
That you never knew
Try me on for size
At the rollerama
If you tie my laces
Then I'll follow you
Follow you
Follow you

See something I like
Gonna go for it
See something I want
I'm gonna go after it
See something I like
Gonna go for it
See something I want

Let's roll
Hell on wheels
Let's roll
Come on and roll with me
I roll til quarter to three
And let's rock
Hell on wheels
Let's rock
Come on and rock it with me
I'll make you feel so free
Look out

Well, I'm hell on wheels
Say I'm roller crazy
I won't go too fast
Won't go too far
We'll be high on wheels
If the room gets hazy
Just look out for me
I'm your guiding star
Guiding star
Guiding star

See something you like
Better go for it
See something you want
Baby get down on it
See something you like
Better go for it
See something you want

Let's roll

(c) 1979 Rick's Music, Inc./Aller & Esty Music (BMI)
Words and music by Bob Esty & Michele Aller

Sieg Hell!

If the sun is making him squint, why doesn't he just wear sunglasses?
His stance is also odd. His right leg looks twisted or knock-kneed.