if you hate the Constitution - Democratic Underground

leftofthedial

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Wed Jun-28-06 03:44 PM
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Poll question: if you hate the Constitution

and regularly defecate on the right of all Americans to vote

but you insist that we must protect the flag from any desecration

and you refuse to serve in the military

but advocate war

you might just be

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KingFlorez

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Wed Jun-28-06 03:44 PM
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1. Only a Repuke could do all that

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AndyA

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Wed Jun-28-06 03:45 PM
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2. Aw, that one was too easy... n/m

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leftofthedial

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Wed Jun-28-06 03:54 PM
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4. I could have added

claim to value life (when talking about zygotes or stem cells)

but advocate the death penalty and illegal wars (for humans)

claim to value personal accountability

but always hide behind privilege and blame others when you are caught breaking the law

claim to believe in family values

but pursue policies that increase poverty, joblessness and other family-destroying outcomes

advocate harsh penalties for drug abuse

unless the drug abuser is your political ally

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AndyA

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Wed Jun-28-06 04:11 PM
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5. Still would have been too easy.

All of the options are so typically Republican! I know you could think of several hundred more, too!

Being a hypocrit and having double standards are Rules #1 and #2 in GOPdom.

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SteppingRazor

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Wed Jun-28-06 03:45 PM
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3. Had to go with "Turd in the punchbowl of freedom"

:rofl:

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