Be afraid! Terrorist mind control plot exposed

Part of an old email from the past. Not much has changed in three years.

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Tips to protect yourself from terrorist mind control:

1. Believe without question statements made by President Bush and his administration, and AM Radio personalities that repeat statements made by President Bush and his administration.

2. In the case such statements contradict each other, believe the most recent statements and forget what was said previously.

3. Do not read newspapers, online news, or digest foreign press of any kind. Many in the world of journalism, especially abroad, have fallen under the terrorists' control.

4. Rely on America-based television news, especially the mental stalwarts of the Fox News Channel.

5. Remain fearful at all times. The terrorist threat is real and you are in imminent danger everyday.

6. Remember that President Bush is the only person willing to protect you and your children from being killed by terrorists.

7. Support Bush and his presidency, or you will be personally responsible for another attack on Americans, perhaps your own family.

P.S. Watch out for those gays and flag burners in the neighborhood. They could be mind-controlled al Qaeda operatives.

Alberto calls a press conference to announce 7 homeless men with Christian drawings on their warehouse mall are really TERRORISTS. Of course, neighbors talk about the kids watching the subversive move, Shrek, at the warehouse.