Awkward Moments in Judge's Penis Pump Trial

cont'd: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060628/ap_on_re_us/indecent_exposure

Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial By SHAUN SCHAFER, Associated Press Writer
Wed Jun 28, 2:32 PM ET

BRISTOW, Okla. - Serving on the jury in an indecent-exposure trial unfolding in this conservative Oklahoma town has been a giggle-inducing experience.

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Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.

Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.

What a rip-off.

please. Keep it tucked away at work.

"squeezing him for info"?

roflmao

Thompson took the stand in his own defense, saying the device was a gag gift...He said he kept the pump under the bench or in his office but didn't use it. "In 20-20 hindsight, I should have thrown it away," he said."

Thompson's former court reporter...described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times....

...(A) police officer who was in Thompson's court heard pumping sounds and took photos of the device during a break in the proceedings....

There is absolutely positively NO EXCUSE for ANYONE to use such a device in a public setting, especially when courtroom security is even less of a laughing matter. He's lucky his pump wasn't mistaken for a some kind of weapon. But why did the court personnel put up with it for two years?

:headbang:
rocknation

or is that trumping?

I hope he "comes" to his senses..That kinda thing can be "hard on" his reputation.

Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump.
Austin Powers: That's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger...signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm tellin you baby, that's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump...filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Quartermaster Clerk: One book...."Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby!", by Austin Powers.

Whoa.

Not a road that I really want to go down today. :)

Nothing snarky, just an explanation, but maybe another time. Hope he gets the help he needs.

he could have mixed himself up an Republicon Oxycontin-Viagara Cocktail, and avoid all these pump problems...

Oklahoma when it comes to this trial. Any news that is located below the Bible Belt is real news. We have this story on every morning and every night as if this was the worse thing in the world. It should never have gone anywhere. Plea bargain it have him retire and send him on his way with his pump.

;-)

I also heard he likes to beat his meat to tenderize it, before cooking. Now thats entertainment.

he's a master baiter.









:silly:

I'd say its pretty damn wierd from start to finish.

Imagine how that guy's wife must feel.

Emotionally, that is.

Some don't, most do. Women work harder at a relationship. Sometimes we men-folk don't know how fortunate we are.

:)

we are horndogs who barely keep it in our pants most of the time. Of course, the problem isn't usually quite this literal...

rofl

When I googled this guy's name, I got over 160 hits. One of them , to which I won't give the link because it's basically soft porn, it had some very spicy details.

Thompson's lawyers have been trying to suppress 180 hours of courtroom tapes they said contained the whooshing sound of the pump in use, but the motion was rejected.

"Prior to becoming a judge he served six years in the state House of Representatives starting in 1975, where he frequently spoke out against gays."

So anyone from Oklahoma know which political party he was representing? Since the local papers I've looked at so far don't mention a party, I figure he's GOP.

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