Inside the mind of a GOP thug pundit.

Cashed my check from the administration today. It would've been more, but they had to take taxes out. Fucking taxes. They shouldn't tax anyone who makes more than 100,000 a year. We do too much for the economy. And they shouldn't tax money that came from taxes in the first place anyway. We've already paid them for it.

Not that the liberal press will ever say anything like that. They're too busy printing lies and leaking secret information to the ignorant American populace. Damn them all to hell! I mean, what's it matter to anyone if Rush was coming back from the Dominican Republic with drugs that weren't obviously issued to him?

Thank God for Viagra. After all, didn't we spend millions of dollars on Erectile Disfunction research to save us from the humiliation of a limp penis at the moment of truth? I mean, if we can't have viagra when we need it, we may as well have spent all that money on cancer research or women's health issues, for Chrissakes.

Women's health. Anyone notice that they didn't seem to have all these problems before they left the kitchen? The problem with women today is that they don't DO anything but bitch about men. It's no wonder their bodies are turning against them.

Bless this President and all his hard work keeping us safe from terrorists. If not for wiretapping and CIA torture techniques, we'd all be speaking Arabic right now and Saddam would be living in the White House. And that's not hyperbole! Those damn liberals probably would've held the door open for him as he and his maniac sons moved in. Al Bore OR John (S)Kerry would've stepped aside so a real liberal icon could've taken his "rightful place" in their world view.

They'd probably nominate Bin Laden himself, if it wouldn't reveal them for the traitors they are. They claim to hate radical Christianity, but they sure cozy up to radical Islam. They're just hypocrite scumbags.

Man, that Ann Coulter is sure sexy. Telling the truth is sexy, but those long scrawny legs don't hurt either. I LOVE a woman with a vicious tongue--as long as she's pointing it at those damn liberals. They don't know how to handle the heat, that's all.

We should hang them all. Damn traitors. Each and every one of them. Wrapping themselves in the Constitution when they SHOULD be wrapping themselves in the American flag. Don't they know what this country is really about? The Constitution is just a piece of paper, but the flag--well, the flag is as sacred as Jesus's own burial shroud. Real Americans get that.

Damn gay-loving liberal scum. They won't be happy until they ban marriage altogether. No more marriage, just a bunch of people roaming the streets fucking anything that moves. Men, women, dogs, children. They have NO sense of decency whatsoever. They want to turn all our good Christian children into gays and gay-lovers, just like them. That's what their whole "tolerance" thing is about. Well, we know better than to tolerate that crap.

If this is culture, give me a club.

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Note from author: Ick. I feel remarkably dirty now. How can these people LIVE with themselves? I'll be back later, after I spend a little while trying to scrub out the inside of my brain.

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It's too stereotypical.

If I did, I'd need therapy afterward.

Though it seems to fit conservatives in general and not just their pundits.