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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:23 PM
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What does "clearing brush" actually mean?
For the last several days, according to Trent Duffy, that's what your dear leader has been up to. But he can't literally be clearing brush - that's idiotic, considering how much sport is made of the activity whenever chimpy does it.

I'm sure there's been plenty of speculation here on this, but I really do wonder what it actually does mean.
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:24 PM
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1. In Bush's case
it probably means downing a few bottles of hooch.
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belpejic Donating Member (431 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:26 PM
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8. Agreed
"Clearing brush" is a euphemism for getting wasted...
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MurrayDelph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:47 PM
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25. I always thought it had something to do
either with Bushmills or (knowing how low-class he is) Everclear.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:29 PM
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11. And taking a break from the Xanax Queen
So he can have privacy required to down the bottles of hooch.
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 03:52 PM
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35. ....as well as popping zannies
and Lord knows what the hell else.
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:25 PM
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2. Deforestation. According to Maher, it's DUH-bya's hobby. n/t
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:25 PM
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3. It means that the Administration wants to assure us ...
... that there is ONE thing in this world the Chimp is competent to do -- so he does it as often as possible.
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Faux pas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 06:22 PM
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41. LOL we have a winner. Too bad there's not enough
brush around the White House to keep him occupied there.
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 06:59 PM
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42. If ONLY!!!
Welcome aboard the Good Ship DU, Faux pas!

:hi:
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Faux pas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:02 PM
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46. Thanks NanceGreggs, nice to be here!
:hi:
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:25 PM
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4. It means he wants people to believe he works just like they do and that he
didn't spend his entire adult life in golf communities and weekends at country clubs strategizing dirty tricks with his fellow GOP operatives and fascists.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 05:52 PM
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38. For a Connecticut Preppy AWOL Cheerleader, Bush certainly
"works hard" according to his propaganda catapulters.

So what's the beef?
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chicagiana Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 09:27 PM
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59. I like the comments that ...

I like his comments that most people don't sip wine at Martha's Vineyard. Well most people cannot afford 1,600 acre ranches that don't have any cattle on them.

I have an uncle who has about 500 acres in Missouri. He calls it "the farm". He's a hunter and fisherman. They spend a LOT of time working up there.

But he doesn't do it on "company time". I can assure you the man does not have 3 months of vacation every year. And he certainly doesn't have staffers from the company he works at drug along and doing work for his farm on the company dime.

Add theft to another in the long list of impeachment counts. If a congressman paid staffers to do work on their personal property out of congressional budgets, they'd be brought up on charges. The same thing should go for the president.

WE DO NOT PAY THOSE PEOPLE TO DO PRIVATE LANDSCAPING WORK!!!!!!



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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:26 PM
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5. First speculation I've seen.
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theoldman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:26 PM
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6. On a ranch it means clearing out small trees.
It gives the grass a chance to grow.
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democrank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:33 PM
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15. Correct, but....
on Bush`s ranch it means....A photo op where you can watch him pretend he`s just a regular guy even though everything he has was handed to him.
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:48 PM
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26. Now ol'George probably uses a kaiser blade...
some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade... Mmmm Mmmm.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 06:12 PM
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40. I like them French fried potaters.
I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me. Mmmm.
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:58 PM
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29. Anybody with half a brain knows you "clear brush" with a bush hog.
Not kidding, that's what it's called. Ever notice it's only him clearing the brush? What he is doing is a fool's errand. You just don't do that on a ranch. Guarans,all his neighbors hire Mexicans at $.35 an hour to "clear their brush".
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Ms. Toad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 07:22 PM
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43. Depends on how large
the farm/ranch, how close to the bone the farm/ranch runs, etc. Specialized equipment is often a luxury that family farmers can't afford.

We certainly cleared a lot of it by hand when I was growing up.
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:06 PM
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49. Except it's not a ranch - it's an old pig farm with no grass
w can't ride horses - he never learned. He doesn't raise cattle or anything else on the pig farm. Well, he probably raises the roof when he's good and soused. That's about it.

I grew up in the country and I know what "clearing brush" means and w ain't got no need to be clearing brush.
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chicagiana Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 09:28 PM
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60. Yes but ...

Yes but a lot of Pork probably DOES travel through that estate.

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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 09:32 PM
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62. Yep, I just went and cleared a bunch of tumbleweeds off
Edited on Sun Jan-01-06 09:35 PM by Cleita
an area of my lot that got away from me. The week wacker comes next. Also, I am pruning back trees and shrubs that have grown too rangy. Pruning is not hacking stuff down.
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txindy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 09:35 PM
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64. Except he doesn't have a ranch.
It's a former pig farm. Any grass that ever existed there is long gone. He's chopping down cedar, yaupons, and mesquite. Naturally, everything grows back. He only chops off at groundlevel. All of those trees come back from the roots. In force. Dumbya will NEVER be done "clearing brush" on his piggy farm. Not ever. He's doing it for the photo-op imagery when you know he's really wishing he could just pour asphalt or concrete on it all and be done with it.

The day that fool leaves office (and if he doesn't end up in Gitmo), he'll sell that 'ranch' and high-tail it back to Dallas. He won't go to Houston. that's for certain. Poppy lives there. Baby don't like his Poppy.

But, yes, you're right. On a real ranch, the grass would be saved by clearing brush.
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:26 PM
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7. Catapaulting the Propaganda that the chimp is a cowboy....
Constant re-enforcement is required, since the chimp is so not a cowboy.

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msblueinredstate Donating Member (84 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:28 PM
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9. Clearing brush
is when you clean out the small bushes and junk that grow under your trees in your woods.You have to keep it cleaned because of fire.But it is hard work and I don't believe he does it.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:36 PM
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17. Being president is hard work. It must be true - he said so himself.
Edited on Thu Dec-29-05 02:36 PM by Lastlaughin08
And welcome to DU, msblueinredstate!
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:42 PM
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23. Hello and Welcome
I'm in Pearl River County east of New Orleans. Glad to have you onboard DU!
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chicagiana Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 09:29 PM
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61. He does it when ...
... he does it when the cameras are on. Just like Reagan and his fire wood.

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liveoaktx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:28 PM
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10. I live in his district-IF he is really clearing brush for entertainment
and doesn't have farm hired hands to do it, there is plenty of it here and it grows fast. There are juniper (or "cedar" trees, although they aren't true cedar) that are considered trash, there's all kinds of underbrush that grows. I read one time that he wanted to clear out the junipers to free the oaks. Well, so do I, because of water resources.

With the fires we've had this week, having less brush to burn is important.

Look, I can't stand the guy. But if his idea of relieving stress is to go out and clear brush (IF THAT IS TRUE), he's not any different than a whole lot of people in this neck of the woods, or for that matter, in this country, who enjoy going out, working on their gardens, clearing their lots, etc.

I do happen to think it's a photo op any other time of year because no one in their right mind would be out, for example, in July or August, clearing brush.
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:32 PM
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14. In the photos I've seen, he's usually hefting a small stick of deadfall.
Certainly not juniper, and certainly not something he's dug from the ground.

Anyway, I guess it is exactly what many here have speculated: an attempt to style him as a gen-u-ine working stiff, not a Capote-dressing gooselips or gormless statesman-manque, as other photographs have him.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 07:36 PM
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56. if he really did want to lower the fuel load ...
by thinning out the junipers, there are a bunch of more effective ways than hand-clearing -- even if he leaves out things like mechanical "chaining", or spraying of herbicides. Small controlled burns in the wet season, or "goating", would have the advantage of treating larger areas (and he's claimed he is doing this so Laura can seed wildflower meadows, which would require that size of clearings).

I talked with an ecologist in your part of the state, who trained at Lady Bird Johnson's research center -- and she figures that, as you say, it is mostly a photo-op. Besides, he doesn't seem to have done the types of basic surveying which would indicate where the "cedar" brakes should be left to stabilize slopes, and where their removal may increase available runoff (not just temporarily, but in the longer term -- the water resources angle you mentioned). I worked for awhile on a West Coast oak savanna project (oaks were being choked by blackberries, broom, gorse, etc. which unlike the juniper are exotic species), and we needed to consider soil erosion, microclimates, and changes in shelter/food availability for other species, before we broke out the brush-hooks.

Personally, I am all in favor of sending him out there -- with a pair of clippers or a Sandvik cutting tool perhaps, since I worry about him having access to power tools -- if it keeps him calm and distracts him from messing around in foreign or domestic policy! As you say, the brush regenerates so quickly that he will be at work for decades and decades.
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chicagiana Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 09:34 PM
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63. Funny that Bush discovered his "hobby" ...

It's so funny that Bush discovered his "hobby" months before he made a run for the presidency. Up to that point, his "hobby" seems to have been binge drinking.

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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:29 PM
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12. It could mean having sexual encounters with a Secretary of State
at least in his case..................
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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:30 PM
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13. chokin the chicken ??
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:35 PM
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16. It means W and Turdblossom going
at it mano a mano, "Brokeback" style.
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yknot Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:36 PM
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18. "Working vacations" are where they plot stuff like 911
Maybe "clearing brush" is a euphemism for getting rid of political enemies.
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:36 PM
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19. A real leader would be spending his time to see how Darfurians are
He's not a leader. He's a puppet.

I own acreage. I do not clear brush. Oh, ok, I jumped on my tractor and pushed a bunch of blackberries out of the creek area. It took a couple of hours.

Carter has a wood shop. But Carter has humanitarian blood. He cares. Bush doesn't give a shit. This is the same person who shot people with his bb gun as a kid. The same person who trashed his rental house in college, and never paid the deposit back. The same asshole...
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:37 PM
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20. euphemism for wiping the dog
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 07:48 PM
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57. What is wiping the dog?
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Bridget Burke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:38 PM
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21. It means Bush is a city guy who doesn't know squat...
Many landowners clear brush or timber for aesthetic reasons rather than economic reasons. In fact, clearing brush or timber when woody plants are not overabundant often decreases land value and income potential.

Aesthetics relates to perceptions of beauty, which are learned responses shaped by peer pressure, education, and experiences. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What is pretty to one person may be ugly to another. Many landowners believe brush and timber are undesirable because they developed this perception through the influences of families, neighbors, and peers. Generally, these people are good influences who help us learn important values, such as right from wrong. But we should also recognize that we develop our prejudices and biases through the same influences. For example, these otherwise good influences sometimes cause people to believe that only a certain skin color is acceptable even though God created several, or that other nationalities are substandard even though most Americans originated from other countries....

If you follow the rural real estate market much, you will notice that a substantial percentage of buyers are not full-time farmers and ranchers....

Woody plants have substantial value beyond their economic value. They stabilize stream banks and steep slopes better than most other alternatives. Much erosion has been caused by clearing woody plants from steep slopes or from the banks of creeks and rivers. Many wildlife species depend upon woody plants to provide essential components of their habitats. Woody plants in riparian zones (near streams) tend to provide some of the most important plant communities for many wildlife species....

In general, some woody plants are good for the landscape. Brush and timber can be beautiful and valuable.


www.noble.org/Ag/Wildlife/ValueOfWoodyPlants/Index.htm

If he were serious about raising cattle, he would hire someone to clear the brush. But the article points out that game living in the brush might be a more profitable use of the land.

Bush is not in it to help the environment or to run a profitable ranch. His true fans get hot & sweaty over those pix of him being hot & sweaty.
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Mist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:55 PM
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28. An article in the Nov. Vanity Fair had a local criticizing * for the brush
clearing--says brush is "bird feed...deer feed...and cow food. Brush is where birds live."
So * is actually upsetting the ecology of a dirt ranch.
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 03:38 PM
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34. That fits right in with his treatment of environmental issues.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 07:19 PM
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53. if he's doing it for land improvement reasons ....
Edited on Sun Jan-01-06 07:20 PM by Lisa
... I don't think he's thought things through. I put my resource management students onto the problem, and they found out that there are various techniques, e.g. biological control or off-season burns, which he could use, if he's serious about wanting to open up the landscape and alter the local hydrology. These would be more efficient, and not need to be re-done constantly.

Plus, if it's really a restoration project -- he hasn't shown us any sign of preliminary ecological studies, experimental treatments, or all the "homework" which a serious effort would require (to avoid messing up the habitat and at the very least wasting a bunch of time and effort). This is especially important in his area, to avoid harming populations of the endangered golden-cheeked warbler -- the bird needs mature stands of "cedar" (Juniperus ashei) to build its nests. He shouldn't be able to have it both ways, going on about how he has only the best intentions for the environment and is trying to "improve" it -- yet for all we know, he's making it up as he goes along (sort of like some of his other policies).

I like the aesthetics quote you posted. Isn't it interesting that the landscape he's hoping to end up with -- artificial fishpond, open woodlands with flowers and mature trees but minimal scrub understory -- look a lot like an Eastern deciduous woodland? The type of well-manicured setting which would be familiar to him from prep school grounds and estates in Connecticut, for example? And he always seems to be down in the canyons where the water is, along with the big trees ... not the arid uplands and grass balds, which are much more characteristic of the local environment.

As it is, he will be lucky if he doesn't bring down an entire hillside due to careless overcutting. And there are plenty of published studies and reports which suggest that it's an overgeneralization to conclude that removal of brush from all areas will result in an increase in available runoff (particularly in the long term). But it's consistent with his approach, rushing in without knowing what he's getting into.
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texastoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:39 PM
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22. Too bad it doesn't mean
clearing shrub.
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Dervill Crow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 03:11 PM
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31. Right on! n/t
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meganmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:46 PM
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24. Picking up sticks. I used to live/work w/ mentally handicapped
adults in an agricultural setting. There were several people there who just weren't capable of many tasks. One guy in particular would pick up sticks in the vegetable garden and put them in a pile.

Whenever I read about Bush "clearing brush" I picture my old pal Wendall wandering the garden with a bucket of sticks

:)
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:11 PM
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52. If only we could put him to work doing something so harmless!
I'd happily pay w's salary if all he would do is go around picking up sticks and putting them in a bucket.
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 02:51 PM
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27. clearing brush=beer drinking,bean eatin,showing his arrogant self to the
hired help...sending trays of food and beer to the presstitude,lining their pockets with dollars=bush is clearing brush.
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 03:07 PM
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30. Hangin' out with his ole friends Jack (Daniel) and
Jim (Beam). Chimpy is too stupid to be allowed to actually use a chainsaw. He'd saw his own foot off.
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 07:30 PM
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55. don't forget
Johnny Walker, wouldn't want to leave anyone out. :D
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 03:17 PM
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32. Drying out. nt
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judy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 03:31 PM
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33. For a second, I thought the thread was about "clearing bush"
"Clearing Bush", means exonerating members of the BFEE from any kind of wrongdoing...
You can bet that's what they are all busy doing in Crawford as we speak...

:)
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 04:00 PM
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36. Photo Op, that's what it means.
Bring in brush for photo op. I'll just bet he is always in the same location on his pig farm, clearing out the same brush, every time the cameras are around.
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Golden Raisin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 05:44 PM
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37. It's a metaphor
for what he's doing to democracy, our Constitution and the Bill of Rights: chopping it all down, chain-sawing it, and ripping it out by the roots.
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:11 PM
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51. LOL!! Or it's a metaphor for snorting white powder.
"Hey, Rush! This here's Gee Dubya! Wanna clear some brush this weekend?"
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 05:55 PM
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39. giving Condi a Brazilian
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 07:26 PM
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44. In Texas, ya gotta clear the brush to guard against grass fires...D'OH!!
:evilgrin:
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chicagiana Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 09:37 PM
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65. Hmm... I wonder what is worse ...

What is more likely to burn? Standing cedar trees or giant piles of dead cedar trees that have been felled and left because it was too dry to burn them???



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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 07:44 PM
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45. I think its the Texas term for a Brazilian wax
The first couple get them for all their vacations. :evilgrin:
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yknot Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:04 PM
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47. LOL! n/t
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:06 PM
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48. Hey, Retard-Boy! Get over here and rake my yard!
You like that thar rugged outdoor work? I'll give you some of it!

Here, you can work with Juan here. You habla espanol, don't you, Retard-Boy? You and Juan'll be a good pair, b/c Juan can read my instructions to you.
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-29-05 10:09 PM
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50. Ranch employees spend weeks growing brush so the President
can clear it.

"We use the very best compost, so we get some really tangled brush. He likes it tangled. We try to keep the level of thorns and briars down, though. He's not too crazy about thorns. Sometimes if the weather doesn't cooperate, we don't get a good enough crop, and then we fly in brush from California."
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Jeffersons Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 07:24 PM
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54. LOL!!!
That's too funny for words! Still, I say it's the "Bush" we need to clear away, who cares about his "brush," I'm hungry for more news reports that detail presidential "High Crimes and Treason."
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troubleinwinter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 07:50 PM
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58. "brush", "cedar".....
they are Texas Ashe Junipers, commonly called "mountain cedar", and are ecologically important.



In 1894 we entered a decade long drought. Everything dried up. Many plants and animals died. By the turn of the century, the Hill Country was mostly a desert grassland.... Without the cover of trees, the land was exposed. The grasses alone, lacking a dense canopy, could not decrease the amount of moisture lost to heat evaporation...

Another plant was adapted. This plant could germinate on bare rock, develop a thick canopy relatively quickly to protect the earth beneath the plant, and drop an emormous amount of leaf litter that could build soil and capture and hold water... This plant was our mountain cedar, or Ashe juniper tree. It was nature's band-aid.

Wildlife also uses the cedar thickets and cedar brakes as escape cover and shelter. In the winter, the fruits, produced in copious amounts, feed many critters. Here is a list of the wildlife that regularly consume juniper berries & seeds:

American robin, black bears (in the past), bobwhite quail,brown thrasher, cardinal, cedar waxwing, chipping sparrow, coyote, curve-bill thrasher, eastern bluebird, evening grosbeak, fox sparrow, Gambel's quail,gray fox, gray catbird, hermit thrush, jackrabbit, Merriam's pocket mouse,northern mockingbird, passenger pigeons (in the past), purple finch, quail, raccoon, ringtail cat, rock squirrel, scrub jay, Swainson's thrush, Texasmouse, thirteen-lined ground squirrel, white-ankled mouse, yellow-rumped warbler, white-tailed deer, and wild turkey.

Mammals and birds are not the only critters that consume parts of the Ashe juniper. Butterfly larvae, such as the great purple hairstreak, olive hairstreak and tortricid moth, all consume the foliage.

http://members.toast.net/juniper/Ashe%20juniper.html

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