Why Rush Limbaugh is an inspiration to me

Dear Mr. Rush Limbaugh,

I am writing to let you know that you have been a big inspiration to me throughout my recent struggles in life. I know the difficulty you went through when you wanted so badly to go to Vietnam, but that anal cyst (http://www.buzzflash.com/analysis/03/02/11_Limbaugh.html) of yours got in your way of being a war hero.

But while you may have never had the chance to be that war hero you could have been, you did become an inspiration to me. You see I really wanted to be fighting in Iraq right now, but right before the war started a cyst the size of a golf ball developed right on my ass crack. But because of your story, and lots prayer I have been able to live peacefully knowing that there are other people with giant hairy lumps on their ass.

It is so inspiring to here you rant about the cowardice of liberals, when you so bravely endured that anal cyst of yours. None of those liberals that fought in Vietnam had anal cysts that we know of, who are they to criticize a brave man such as yourself?

There are many people out there that don’t know of your story though Rush, and it is your duty to share your story with them. Let me know what I can do to make my cyst look better, so that I to can achieve my dream of getting to touch Ann Coulter’s penis(In a very Christian Way of course). Is there any way to style the hair that growing out of that cyst, so it is attractive to people like Ann? There is just so much advice you could give to us anal cyst victims Rush, and so I invite you to come to my new Christian blog at http://LiberalsWillDieInTheRapture.blogspot.com/ and share your experiences with my readers. You are a hero to all people with anal defects Rush, please help provide us with hope so that one day we all will be comfortable with the puss that oozes out of ass.

Sincerely,
Sheep Boy

You can write to Rush at rush@eibnet.com with your own storys of anal discomfort. And yes I really did send him this letter.

Very good, and welcome! :hi:

Do let us know what his reply says.

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That is NOT me laughing!!!!!!

THAT IS NOT ME LAUGHING!!!!!

SHUT UP!!!!

I AM NOT LAUGHING!!!!

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He's very part of the reason we lost in 2000 and 2004.
It's not a joke.

He has successfully demonized liberals and the public has fallen for it.

Bob Grant was considered a fringe nut.
Limbaugh is now mainstream.

It's uncool to be liberal.
Limbaugh is the reason....and Reaganites have crawlin out of the woodwork like roaches because of this piece of chit.

This is the issue....
Why exactly....why specifically....should we be proud to be democrats....
let us articulate that in every conceivable form possible.

ESPECIALLY....
Why are democratic footing is the very roots of the American dream.