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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 10:26 PM
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I really, REALLY want Condi to run for President.
What would POSSIBLY be funnier than seeing the rightwingers try to avoid apoplexy as they struggle between:

1) Their ingrained sheeplike conditioning to vote for ANY Republican candidate, no matter WHO they are; and

2) Their innate racism, not mention their misogyny.

I suspect lots of them would just stay home, rather than risking a stroke in the voting booth.

(By the way, I think this business of Condi running for prez might be my fault; you know that old saying that goes "Be careful what you wish for," don't you? I've been blabbing for over twenty years about how the best thing for America would be to have a black woman as President...I take it back! I didn't mean THAT black woman!)

Redstone
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 10:28 PM
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1. Works for me
So it was you who wished her on us huh? :evilgrin:
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 10:34 PM
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7. I doubt it
Hillary wouldn't bring the racists to tears, Condi will. That would be funny!
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 10:39 PM
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9. How so?
:shrug:
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Vincardog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 10:30 PM
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3. I want to see the DixieCrats trying to justify their vote.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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hwmnbn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 10:31 PM
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4. someone like whoopi goldberg would be OK.....
Oprah too, maybe with Halle Berry as her running mate? A ticket with brains and looks is what we need.

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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 10:52 PM
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11. God, no, PLEASE, not Whoopi Goldberg!
I still for the life of me cannot understand how anyone could have become famous as a comedienne without ever, even once, having been funny!

Redsotne
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hwmnbn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 11:03 PM
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14. Yeah, I agree she's never been....
"laughin' yer ass off" funny. She's more thought provoker humorous. Her one-woman show at the beginning of her career was the best thing she ever did.

She parlayed that into a long but unremarkable film career. Come to think of it, she's NOT really funny!

Alright, she's off the ticket! Get her ass outta here!! :spank:

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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 11:08 PM
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19. That's because she's one smart cookie.
I think she's funny. She was a hoot in "Ghost".
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 10:31 PM
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5. I agree...they'll stay home.
They cannot possibly vote for a woman. Now, a NEGRO WOMAN? What in blazes kinda crazy leftist horseshit is that? Why, you get a negro woman runnin' the White House, next thing you know it will be required for all 'Murkin wimmen to have seven illegitimate kids, by a Cadillac and go on welfare! And what's the alternative? Hillary "I let my husband get sucked off by a Jew-girl" Clinton? The only thing makin' her even less appealing than Condi is her smooth, milky white flesh and supple bosom! Er...wait, fergit the bosom part. Got carried away. But I bet them bosoms is WHITE!
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 10:33 PM
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6. and a single woman, to boot
now if Condi was running against a Rove-backed Republican, you know damn well there'd be rumors of her lesbianism floating around.
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 10:38 PM
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8. I've wondered why there aren't lesbian rumors floating around about
Condi anyway. Wouldn't it be hilarious if she were gay?
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 10:46 PM
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10. No. Just mildly amusing.
It would be hilarious if she were a tranny!
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 11:01 PM
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12. I might find that hilarious if I knew what a tranny was.
Seriously.
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 11:05 PM
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15. transsexual.
AKA, Chicks with dicks. Pre-ops. Look like a girl, but with a little extra package in front, if you know what I mean. Not to be confused with a hermaphrodite, an actual real live un-surgically-altered female with both sets of goodies. You need to download more porn!
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hwmnbn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 11:07 PM
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17. wikipedia is your friend...
Tranny, trannie
Transgender or transsexual person (considered offensive by some)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_slang#T
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fortyfeetunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 11:02 PM
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13. But who would care?
She could be insexual -- but as long as she could get the job done, her sexual orientation is irrelevant.
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 11:09 PM
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20. You don't think the Repubs would care?
I know I sure wouldn't care. But then, I don't make it a mission in my life to tell others what they can and cannot do with a person they love. Or don't love, but just met in a bar. Or don't even know, but don't care. It's just sex, for Christ's sake! Why it is anyone's business but the two or three people involved is beyond me!
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 11:08 PM
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18. Isn't she Bush's mistress?
I thought she blew her cover when she called him her husband.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 11:10 PM
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21. Hmm, more his nanny mistress, I think.
eom
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 11:06 PM
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16. I'd love it too
because she couldn't win. It won't happen, though.
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-28-05 11:49 PM
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22. Great idea--even Hillary can whip her lying ass.
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