25 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes by Various Idiots Including W & His Mom

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25 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes by Various Idiots

5) "Considering the dire circumstances that we have in New Orleans, virtually a city that has been destroyed, things are going relatively well." --FEMA Director Michael Brown, Sept. 1, 2005 (Source)

4) "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --President Bush, to FEMA director Michael Brown, while touring hurricane-ravaged Mississippi, Sept. 2, 2005 (Source) (Listen to audio clip)

3) "What didn't go right?" --President Bush, as quoted by House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, after she urged him to fire FEMA Director Michael Brown "because of all that went wrong, of all that didn't go right" in the Hurricane Katrina relief effort, Sept. 6, 2005 (Source)

2) "Now tell me the truth boys, is this kind of fun?" --House Majority Leader Tom Delay (R-TX), to three young hurricane evacuees from New Orleans at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 9, 2005 (Source)

1) "What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway so this (chuckle) – this is working very well for them." --Former First Lady Barbara Bush, on the hurricane evacuees at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 5, 2005 (Source)

20 more at:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/stupidquotes/a/dumbquotes2005.htm

on The Daily Show the other day? He played a clip of Shrub's speech touting his proposals for the prevention and eradication of AIDS on World AIDS Day and then broke down some of his more idiotic statements and pronouncements and had fun with them. Then he played the clip of Shrub saying "you're doing a heckuva job, Brownie", then he looked straight into the camera with a deer-in-the-headlights look and screamed "Oh my God, we're all gonna get AIDS!" Priceless, as usual with him. :evilgrin:

I bet there's 25 mind-numbingly stupid quotes generated every time Scott McClellan has a press conference.

New Orleans did go according to plan.

office if not shot outright.

me, i sorta lean toward the latter... but i think it'd be more fun to just make 'em live a working class life.