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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:19 AM
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Pathetic, Petulant, Pompous, President's Craptastic Jordanian Adventure
Y'all like the tie?? heheheheh.. I chose the baby-blue tie because it's a calm color..at least that's what Condi tells me.. (she looks FINE in her blue satin dress)


That guy over there..Maliki-tiki-tavi.. or whatever his name is.. He's tryin' ta blame all this on me..and then he has the nerve to duck out on our supper. How would I know he's not into pulled pork sandwiches & pork 'n beans?


Did I say "graceful". I meant "grateful".. which reminds me.. how many of you know that Ann Counter was a deadhead? Anyway, I'll be grateful to make MY exit from this place and get back to my dogs.


My friend Abdullah over there// see him..that little feller..? He's a fabulous host. And his wife's a looker too.


We have a sayin' in Texas.. Fool me once, can't get fooled again. That guy Almondine-jihad is trying to fool me. and I won't have it.. ( I know the strawberries were in the locker)


Dad's gonna get a talkin-to when I get back. he told me he'd take care of this mess..(like he always does).. He's probably at home talkin' shit about me to mom..


Meanwhile, back at the ranch white house, Laura's getting ready for Christmas, looking all festive in her brown mohair slipcover pantsuit.



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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:24 AM
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1. LOL
Good laugh with my morning coffee. The deciders really make lousy choices. What horrible decorations.
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:25 AM
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2. So funny...
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bklyncowgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:28 AM
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3. Oh God is that a real picture of Laura? nt
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:41 AM
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9. Here's the other one I found.. I call it "Ta-dahhh"
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 07:41 AM
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19. All she needs is one of those little red hats with a strap that monkeys wear.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 08:59 PM
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26. God help me, I think I wore that in 1971..
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 07:18 AM
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16. Drab,
That is the only word for Pickles outfit. Oh and maybe horrid, unflattering, cheesy, tasteless. But other than that......:eyes:
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Kindigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:40 AM
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21. Are those her lips?
or does she have a button on her face too?
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 12:38 AM
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31. GTMA...
I was wondering how she managed to match her lipstick so EXACTLY to the button color...:silly:

Wonder if this is the next new fashion trend...:scared:
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:30 AM
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4. omg! Pickles looks like Tweedle-Dee!
or is it Tweedle-Dum? She has ZERO class like her kids and husband.


:rofl:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:37 AM
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6. You're right./
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:41 AM
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7. LOL!
:rofl:



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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:48 AM
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12. confirmation pic
she is both!



:rofl:
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:41 AM
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8. i like you avatar.. they sell the masks and cape suits on ebay.. and check out this Link>
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:46 AM
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11. excellent link!
thank you.

:)
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:34 AM
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5. what is with the Cartoon Mao suits Pickles wears all the time.. pathetic
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snappyturtle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:43 AM
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10. Hey,hey, hey...................
I had a suit close to it.......................thirty years ago!
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:56 AM
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14. yea but i bet you only wore it to Chucky Cheese when you took the kids..
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snappyturtle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 07:53 AM
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20. No my kids never saw the suit. Had they I doubt they would
have been willing companions! No, I chose instead to wear it for my passport photo! Times do change...Pickles needs to learn that.
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rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:56 AM
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13. Pickles is saying:
"I hold here, in the palm of my hand... (hic!)... the Christmas tree."
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 06:59 AM
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15. Love the updated Beaky signature line. n/t
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 01:15 PM
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23. Thanks..Beaky's my favorite Christmas creature n/t
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:16 PM
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27. I emailed him and his captions to a couple of my friends. n/t
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:23 PM
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28. Here's a link to my irreverent "holiday" gallery for you & your friends
Edited on Fri Dec-01-06 09:28 PM by SoCalDem
http://socaldem.smugmug.com/gallery/1150838

a few samples..



(of course the person who made the last one could not spell Nazareth :eyes: )
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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 07:38 AM
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17. Is that last one of Laura for real? It looks like 1952...talk about the past.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 07:41 AM
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18. AP has it in today's batch of pics..
Laura needs a makeover..badly..

Paging oprah :)
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 11:49 AM
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22. SoCal....Ya did it again...thanks for the pics/laffs...love the Beaky sig...Opi
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 01:50 PM
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24. Hey, opihi.. How y' doin?
Did you have any earthquake damage? I don;t think I saw any posts from you about it, but we were thinking about you here in EQ land ..Hope you made it through, unscathed :)
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 08:25 PM
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25. We were lucky...no damage at all...except for my computer...
The electric co decided to pull the plug and thats when my puter died...took 11 days for the part to come from your side of the pond...and only then was I able to game/DU once more...

Hope all is well with you and Cats....BTW, I got one myself...a Siamese...He has the wife and I trained....to open and/or close the door....damn that cat....LOL

Opi
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:42 PM
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29. Hahaaa!
brown mohair slipcover pantsuit!

And what the heck is with that cotton on the tree...looks like the medicine cabinet exploded.


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Marie26 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:08 PM
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30. Love your headline! nt
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