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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:41 AM
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Freepers on CSPAN have solved the case of the missing WMD
at least 3 called in, saying they were shipped to Syria. the even described the color of the boxes they were in.

:rofl:

you can't buy better entertainment. Does their president know about this?
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:43 AM
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1. Of Course Bush Knows--Where Do You Think They Got Their Info?
Right from the horse's ass, er, mouth.
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:44 AM
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2. hmm . . . and all this time I thought they were under a chair in the White House . . . n/t
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:44 AM
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3. Big Yellow Tubs With Skulls and Crossed Bones Painted On Them
I had to laugh ....
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:47 AM
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4. YUP!!!!!
:rofl:

For some reason, I starting envisioning pirates :)
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Epiphany4z Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:48 AM
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5. sounds like the
closing scene in Raiders of the Ark.
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:43 AM
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23. "We have top men working on it right now!"
TOP....MEN:crazy: :nuke: :rofl:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:52 AM
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10. You mean they didn't have "WMD" written on them?
Man, those terra-ists are smart!
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:06 AM
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15. Sadam Was Trying To Outsmart Bush
Bush would have known what they were if they had WMD written on them, with the Skull and crossed bones he just thought it was a Fraternity brother moving some of his stuff.
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SAXMAR Donating Member (247 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:48 AM
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6. My missing socks!
Maybe they can come to my house and help me find the matching pairs to my missing socks.

Wait! Maybe the WMD's are in my dryer. I'm calling CSPAN right now.
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A Simple Game Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:51 AM
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9. Don't call you will look foolish,
everyone know that dryers don't eat socks.

The washing machines eat them.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:53 AM
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11. The Whirlpool / Kenmore / Maytag axis of evil!
:rofl:
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:53 AM
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12. Besides, it's a well-know fact that the Easter Bunny has them. nt
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:06 AM
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16. Actually they do!
I once fixed a washing machine and found a sock clogging the pump. They must pump them through, until they get caught up and stop it up.
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soup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:58 AM
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14. Were they Tube socks?
:rofl: :hi:
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Kelly Rupert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:49 AM
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7. All right! Time to invade, I guess!
I can't imagine a more reliable source.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:49 AM
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8. Wonderful Subject Line
Like the old Hardy Boys Books - "The Case of the Missing WMD."

"The Mystery of the Mushroom Cloud."

The Hardy Boys go to Fallujah."

"16 Words of Doom."

"The Missing Brain at Free Republic Pass."

Great Friday Morning Chuckle - thanks!
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maine_raptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 09:55 AM
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13. Yea right...........a little math for them
Saddam supposedly had 500 tons of Saran nerve agent, a liquid nerve agent that is spayed as a mist when used, right.

Ok, now get out your chalk boards freepers:

Assuming that a gallon of Saran weighs the same as water (6.6 lbs), then 500 tons would equal approx. 151,515 gallons ( (500 * 2000) / 6.6 = 151,515.1515).

The largest railroad tank car made holds 63,000 gallons, so it would take more than two of these suckers to carry that stuff.


And this they did with the skies filled with drones, satellites and whatever.


AND NEVER SPILLED A DROP!!!!!!!
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PinkUnicorn Donating Member (546 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:11 AM
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18. Bah
Scotty beamed several thousand gallons of water and two whales aboard an invisible spaceship, so a few hundred tons of nerve gas is nothing. It's true! I saw it on TV!

We should be looking for the WMD in a cloaked starship piloted by terra'ists in San Francisco park! :crazy:
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:12 AM
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20. You Think That's Something - You Ever See Yellowcake?
It is the yellowcake argument that makes me laugh. Anyone here ever seen yellowcake? Basically its slightly refined uranium ore, you move the stuff in dump trucks - big ones; its not handled in airtight glass glove-boxes, its moved with front-end-loaders. You'd need a convoy to move any amount of it worth having and convoys have a way of being spotted from above.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:16 AM
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21. I've got your yellow cake!!!


:)
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dubykc Donating Member (321 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:10 AM
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17. And I thought they were behind the couch...
in the Presidential Palce covered with dust bunnies.
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deutsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:12 AM
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19. God, in some ways you have to envy them
It must be nice to live within your own delusional bubble world in which there's always an excuse for why you can never possibly be wrong about anything. :eyes:
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:29 AM
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22. It's about damned time. Are they possibly gift wrapped for the season????
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:45 AM
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24. They're still pulling that one out
It's so old, I heard them use that last year as an excuse. They can't justify it, so they repeat the same tired old stuff over and over.
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sallyseven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:48 AM
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25. We had Iraq under surveillance
for many years. Fly overs remember???? No fly zones???What the hell are they talking about???
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-01-06 10:50 AM
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26. Sad.
When you hear that Dick Cheney has an 9% favorable rating, you often wonder if there are nine idiots in the country that actually like him. You have identified 3 of them. The other 6 were likely "on hold."
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