Seriously, do Conservatives pop a pill that makes them mad or something?

People have no health care - :boring:

Corruption - :boring:

Bush is lying to the People RIGHT NOW - :boring:

Gay marriage - :nuke::grr::nuke: CONSERVATIVE SMASH!!!

Is there a drug they take, an on/off switch, what is it?

faith-based funds, tells them is important is what they believe is important.

From the WH to the Megachurch to the wingnuts.

...NO pill required, they just do what ever it is their Kult Leader, Preacher, Pastor or Priest TELLS them to do.
Its all part of their conditioning...Duh.

If they would just pull it out, they could relax and learn to get along with people. :)

They don't have to think, they just have to have faith and repeat whatever they are told. They do not have to choose a course, deal with consequences, worry about their actions. No responsibilies, they are doing guhAweduhs work, whatever happens is his will. In a strange way, it must be liberating to not have to worry about anything, not be responsible for anything. All you need for that peace of mind is to stop thinking for yourself, give in, go with the crowd, give up a piece of your mind...

"dude Hortence, loosen your celise a notch. geez!"
:7

they can't figure out how to remove

probably happened during birth.

having (and enjoying) sex outside of marriage. Really, it's not just the gays- it's everyone who is happily fornicating without consulting them first who has their panties in a bunch.

They're angry that women can "get away with" legally taking the birth control pill and not have to face what they consider god-ordained "consequences"--- like being tied to a piece of wood and lit on fire by puritan-garbed inquisitors.

They're angry that the facts keep contradicting their stupid-ass, 6000 year old Earth, dinosaurs on "Noah's Ark", 2 dimensional, cartoon sunday school interpretation of reality. They're pissed that they can't force other people's kids to pray to their god in public schools.

They're :grr: MAD :grr: that millions of folks don't understand that Bill Clinton getting his wing-wang sucked by Monica Lewinsky did irreparable damage to the Republic, but when George W. Bush lies this country into war, drives the economy into a ditch, flagrantly wastes trillions of our tax dollars and takes a Whizz on the constitution, he's "keepin' us safe", huh huh huh huh.