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Greeby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:06 PM
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Jabba the Hastert speaks as Speaker for last time on CSPAN1 now
http://www.c-span.org/watch/cspan_rm.asp?Cat=TV&Code=CS

They went to the wide shot and all the PUkes are there and hardly any Dems
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:08 PM
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1. WTF is he proud of?
Shut up do nothing Denny
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Greeby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:09 PM
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2. I dunno, did he win the World Eating Championship?
:evilgrin:
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:14 PM
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3. No, came in 3rd.....
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:19 PM
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8. LOL
:rofl: :rofl:
I can't bear these fake speeches by these criminals. Lies, lies and more lies.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:25 PM
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13. He managed to get a controlling share in Denny's:
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:14 PM
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4. Most Speakers that lose their majority (and thus the Speakership)
Edited on Fri Dec-08-06 07:14 PM by lapfog_1
retire. Especially if they are implicated in a scandal. This asshat is implicated in 3 or 4 major scandals, losses the majority (some say largely because of his (in)actions), and yet plans to return to a non-leadership role in the House. What a maroon.
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Blaze Diem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:18 PM
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7. role in the HOUSE?? hmmm Like overseeing the Page Program?
Go Home Denny...The People Have Spoken.
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LiberalinNC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:15 PM
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5. What a horrible speaker....how the hell did he ever make speaker?
He can't even READ his own speech w/out messing up! Don't let the door hit you in your big fat ass on your way out Denny!!!!
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Greeby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:17 PM
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6. "She (Nancy Pelosi) will bring honour to this institution"
Of course he forgot to add "Because I sure as shit haven't" :eyes:
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:20 PM
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9. He's boring
Why he was ever selected as Speaker, I'll never know.
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:52 PM
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18. Very simple. He was Tom DeLay's bitch. nt
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Greeby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:20 PM
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10. Na na na na, na na na na
Waaaaaayyyyyy, Goodbye! :evilgrin:
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Greeby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:21 PM
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11. Giving way to Madame Speaker nt
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:23 PM
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12. Nancy the diplomat
Don't overdo it with this criminal please.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:26 PM
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14. I think this Speaker is blown.(nt)
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OzarkDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:26 PM
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15. Reminiscing about his road trips with Bush?
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:27 PM
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16. I love that photo
:rofl: :rofl:
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 09:10 PM
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20. Please tell me that was Photoshopped. PLEASE.
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:29 PM
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17. Denny the AssTart--May I be one of the first to say
Good Fucking Ba-Bye to your Ass!!!!!
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 07:56 PM
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19. Not a moment too soon.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-08-06 09:22 PM
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21. Hide the small children...
Message From Fathead Hastard...



"First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out.

Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.


I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself.


I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. *Chili's* Baby back ribs."
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