Snatch a Saturday by it scrawny neck and give us, if you please, . . . A CAPTION!!!

W. is "saying": "I'm sure there are a lot of things in the Iraqi Commission's report which I will take into serious consideration in order to make a decision for a process by which we might win our victory even more swiftly than we already are, because their suggestions are made directly from considered thoughts and hard thinking and are based on a bi-commission's experience in asking the tough questions and making recommendations out of its deliberations based on their bi-partisan thinking. So their input will be weighed with all the other thoughts that other people have from their experioence, like generals and advisors, and weighed with all the rest of the hard thinking by everyone, so it can be considered as well and given its share in the eventual decision I make on how to win this war even faster than we are already doing. Understand? . . . Next quastion."

He simply bought an image.

to lecture the Merit Scholars on quantum mechanics.

Yeah, his family bought him the office.

Curse you and your slightly faster typing!

;)

(Edit: Bush is singing the above title)

You can't see his boozy nose with all the visible broken blood veins.

MKJ

taken at a press conference during his APEC follies.

and how he looks like he's about to simply fall over backwards.

NT

what a drunken putz.

And you all aint got a snowball's chance in hell heh... hehe heh of making me do anything I don't wanna.

". . . and you can tell the war is popular among dead soldiers because their re-enlistment rate is way higher all the time."

Wait, I can get this!

those are flying saucers. To you I'm just the President,
to the universe my head is an airport for interplanetary travel.
Next question."

:yourock: :rofl: That was a good one!

Incoming saucers on the left, outgoing on the right.

"I am shitfaced. That help?"