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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 10:09 AM
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How to Murder a Mountain of a Monday??? . . . Just come in and CAPTION!!!


"Yeah, Karl, the way I see it, if we can get the congress to back me on Iraq, then we can get them to back a War of Christmas, and it might help to take everybody's minds off Iraq. Especially now. We'll get troops guarding Nativity scenes all across the country and special forces sneaking Christmas trees into every mall and airport. And we could arrest anyone who says 'Season's Greeting' or who doesn't go shopping enough and stuff. . . What do you think? . . . It's not crazy, like the last time, is it??"
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 10:13 AM
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1. I AM using the cell phone!
I'm the decider and I've decided this is a cell phone.
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 10:15 AM
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2. It actually has a chord, too.
It is scary to see 20th century technology in the hands of a fifteenth century mind.
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 10:36 AM
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9. "Chord"? Are you in a musical mood this morning?
I'm thinking of a nice G7 chord.
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bagrman Donating Member (889 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 08:28 PM
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13. Whats with the baseball bat and the skimasks fella's.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 10:15 AM
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3. Looks like Chevy Chase in another Christmas Vacation movie.
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 10:17 AM
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4. "The glasses are very good, Mr. President, now just remember to keep your mouth from hanging open...
...and you'll look EXTRA smart. Good. Gooooood. Now, here's a popsicle."
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 10:18 AM
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5. Hey, I look just like Bill Newhart.
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 10:19 AM
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6. Barney...get off the phone
I know you want to talk to Ms Besley, but this is MY phone.
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bagrman Donating Member (889 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 10:21 AM
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7. Hold on Carl, Moms got her leather outfit on again.
latr
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 10:34 AM
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8. "And a twuck, and a twactor, and another war!"
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 02:21 PM
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10. "I know it sounds crazy, Karl, but if we can get Congress to let us fight
The War Against Christmas, maybe they'll forget the Iraq thing and Social Security and torture and the borders and stuff. . . . What do you think now?"
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 02:23 PM
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11. The cow says: MOOOOOOO!
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 02:28 PM
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12. "Hello there Victor. It's Mrs. Claus calling."
"I'm all alone here in my frilly knickers, warming myself by the fire."
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 08:39 PM
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14. Honey, I shrunk the country!
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