Bush Makes Idiotic TV Appearance, Then Runs For Cover

Asshole came out to spout his "the way forward" BS, then took no questions, turned tail and ran.

Just now on CNN.

After all, look where his judgment has got us, so far. Don't you trust him?

That some people accept this reassurance that he himself is 'sure' and satisfied with his own judgment is one of the more bizarre syndromes of the last 6 years. It even pervades the way the media asks questions. "Are you sure?" "Are you confident?" "Have you made mistakes?" Asking him these questions as though he's some 'expert' judge of his own performance. Ridiculous.

marching like idiots away from america. assholes.

Because America wouldn't have taken his speech seriously otherwise.

What the hell was the point of that?

Same story, new day.

The man is a gaping hole, there's no substance. He doesn't even have smart ass answers today. He has nothing to offer except more empty promises and spin.

The difference is, now he knows America is on to him. We no longer believe the bullshit. And he knows it.

The end is coming for Bush. When the new Congress takes action in January, he knows they will be looking at his actions, and that has got to make him uncomfortable.

In three weeks the hole these people dug starts caving in around their heads, and all they can do is keep digging.

And he would have a total breakdown if he had to answer a question with out knowing what the answer was first.

He has received reports from reconstruction crews on the ground in Iraq, and they are brave.

So there! What else do you want???

I feel much better knowing about the brave reconstruction crews and their fine reports. And I'm so impressed that the Dictator-Tot read those reports. Because they're, um, important reports. That's why he read them. They're important.

they told him what the reports said.

I needed a good laugh. thanks.

He has, uh, good people. People who read things for him. Because they're important. And it's important to have good people read good things. Good reading is on the march, turning the corner, staying the course, moving foward, making progress. And that's important. And good. Importance is good.

Why, those words alone would make the average Freeper tear up a little.

the "heh heh" part.

Heh heh.

"It's good that good people like you are able to move the rest of us forward.... so we can make progress in understanding that we have turned a corner and are no longer staying the course, but rather making good progress as we move forward with a new plan which was revealed today, which is good of course, for us, but not for the terrorists, definitely not for the terrorists, that would not be good, and it is important to remember this simple statement of importance when people say we do not have good ideas of how to succeed in Iraq, which we do of course, have good ideas, that are good --not bad, and I know I don't have to spell it out for you -- cause good ideas don't need explaining, they're just good ... you know?"

Crystal clear ....

:rofl:

"Because the New Way Forward plan is good. And good plans don't need explaining, and if you are not with us on this new plan, well --there is only one explanation for that, and that is you are against us and for the terrorists -- you see? See I know all this, so I will ask myself a question " Why are you so knowledgeable and smart about what to do in Iraq?" and I would answer myself, if I was not the one asking the question you understand, "Because I have a gut feeling that what we are doing there is good, and you know a gut feeling is better than being smart sometimes --but of course that does not mean I am not smart, in fact I have some of the smartest people here with me today (points to Uncle Dick and Condi), and they're smart too, but sometimes I have to tell 'em when they get it wrong, but they are smart .... and good, smart and good, right .... excuse me... what was your question?

Oh right, I am not taking questions, because I am the decider, and the plan is a good one. see?"

:spray:

I thought you were onto something there ... really deep inside the vacuuous cavern inside Bush's brain, revealing the thinking of the 'Dear Leader' in terms he and we would understand.

See, it's... uh... the thing is... a preznit's job... it's important, makin' decisions, deciding... and I know it's important... I know that... I'm the Commander-in-Chief... it's an important job... I'm important... and I have good folks I talk to about evil folks who want to kill good folks like the folks who talk to me about the evil folks who hate us for our freedom... which isn't free...

And that's, um, that's the lesson of September 11... folks... freedom... and staying the course... we're not about staying the course... we're about moving - marching - turning corners... so we have to, uh, we gotta stay the course... course-stayers... that's who we have to be... stay-coursers...

You have summed up the essence of Bush's thinking here:

" ...and I have good folks I talk to about evil folks who want to kill good folks like the folks who talk to me about the evil folks who hate us for our freedom... which isn't free..."

You could read this to anyone and they would recognize it as a Bush-ism.

Great work!

Looks as if 6 years of the pResident catapultin' the propaganda has successfully turned my brain into cherry Jello.

Mission Accomplished.

You need to be insulated from all things "Bush" for an extended period of time, and free your mind of erroneous, grammatically incorrect and mispronounced communication in the English language.

However, Bush-isms are likely to reverberate throughout the universe for some time given the comedic value inherent in them.

WARNING: More trouble ahead for you as Bush tries to explain how he is adopting a "New Way Forward" in Iraq which is different from his strategy of "staying the course" while refusing to change anything he has done so far and will do in the future. This is fertile ground for more 'Bush-isms' and could exacerbate the intensity of your present affliction.

Just the thought of insulation from all things "Bush" makes me feel better.

...just imagine Bush trying to explain to the Senate in his own pitiful way why he should not be removed from office after impeachment by the House.

The crying, ....the induced involuntary incoherence, ....the begging "to please make it stop...", ......and the that's just the Senate which has to sit through his tortured, irrational attempts to avoid justice being applied to him.

This could cause permanent damage to everyone concerned.

"You can go now, Georgie, if you just stop your whining."

Bush's motto:

Let them die to save my ass.

gives his analysis and Hannity follows up with the spin-machine chatter before they can have a Q&A.

Rush is feverishly lining up his water buckets to fill as we speak! It's Hard Work, don'tcha know. hehehehehehe

having his nose wiped(pre- and post conference), and actually speaking, he probably spent as much time on that appearance as he did listening to the ISG (a whole hour! What a big boy!)

So does that elevate the importance of this conference, or downgrade even further the ISG?

Why ruin a perfectly good lunch?

Brave, brave Sir Chimpy.



"He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge... "

When hawkeye and trapper try to get an incubator for their unit and they confront a general who hasn't a clue.

heart/health issue, butt! --> we will also be informed of Rice replacing him for Bush's "the way forward" (McCain's gonna sh*t!!)

That had to be the most useless 3.5 min of television in the history of television. I kept expecting Porky Pig to pop up at the end and do his, "ah'b'dee ah'b'dee that's all folks!" bit.