Let's simplify. Post your nasty stuff here.

That way maybe we can get working on stuff together rather than being mean, posting meanspirited stuff mean mostly just to hurt.

KUCINICH IS A DIRTY HIPPIE.

HILARY IS AN UPPITY WOMAN.

OBAMA IS A BLACK MAN WITH A SCARY NAME.

hillary is uppity?

wow, that felt good

:eyes:

Or not.

I have rarely seen so much vitriol on DU as I have witnessed in the last few days (weeks?).

Maybe we are just poor winners.

wear it.

Thank you for starting this.

We should all look into the mirror, sometimes.

I will see you around, uppityperson.

But if I do not get the chance...

I would like to wish a Merry Christmas (can I still do that?) to one of my very favorite people on DU.
And that would be you.

Tom

or is that sexist?

Or does your partner/husband/wife even care (GoodDog Almighty)?


All the way, friend.

I don't want them folks sitting next to me.

Yeah, beating yo mama.

so there.

Ah, I'm just too tired to argue with you anymore.

a big fat yellow chicken.

garden slugs...no offense to slugs either.

hi, hard to be nasty to you.

Oh, it's on now!! I will kick your tail all up and down the street if you call my baby a name again!

uppityperson why are you trying to censor me? You hate free speech and need to go to Iraq.

Yer mamma did Osama.

and you don't love Jesus.

Which could be fun, if you think about it.

Actually I have to take that back before even adding a sarcasm tag. I love Jimmy Buffet.

:rofl:

:eyes:

Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have ignored most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.


I feel better now.

woman? whatever? good. onward

:evilgrin:

That is cold.
:7

Oh, wait... uh... you suck! :D

In hopes of someday getting involved in a huge real life fight where for once I will have a few snappy "comebacks".

Besides my usual "here's five dollars please don't hurt me."

You're ignorant! I'm putting you on ignore!*






*(god, I wish I could claim credit for that.)

can you even READ?

(some of them are really weird.)

You're a strawman!



(you ain't kidding.)

I love the "strawman" allegations thrown out at random.

OMG, you just reminded me of the "cornhole" thread.

:rofl:

A lot of the folks we talk about give recta a bad name.

Especially the ones with R after their names.

I'm afraid this is a little TOO therapeutic.

:hide:

it is, isn't it? Did you see this thread? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2907644

and your father smelled of elderberries.

Sid

now I want to write a song, my mama was a hamster, my pa smelled of ellllllllder berries!

you took the words right out of my post!
:dunce:

I've always runnin late

now go away, or I will taunt you a second time. :)

:toast:

Sid

Where do you get such trash??
It is apparent that you are talkin out your a$$ here....
Go pitch that hogwash to someone who cares...have you tried the free republic?


(Thanks uppityperson, I am enjoying each and every contribution posted here by our fellow DUers...this has been a great idea)
:hi:

Ok there you go.

reading nasty derisive posts by moronic assholes who have some vested interest in maintaining their pompous, bigoted, crass, and completely false egos. Their arguments are so out of the realm of logic, that a response is an exercise in futility. I want to crack their heads open and fix their wiring, and remove all the 'common knowledge' they so vehemently spew. An idea that can not be articulated using in-offensive phraseology is worthless.

and to top it off, I fart in your general direction.
??

let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me
and you, and you, and you and

Wouldn't Peace be a wonderful plague?

or generosity, kindness, affection and compassion?

infectious goodness?

it's been a very long day-

:grouphug:

and then bite off your baby's toes.

:silly:

You know, those people.
The ones with the funny hats, and no electricity?

I have it on good authority.

....but did you know you are the bastard son of my step-aunts' daughters' nieces' sons' pit bull puppy!!!!!!


Yeah.... we know your agenda now!!!!

See ya guys.

Peace Out.

:D