DUBYA'S GETTIN NUTTIN FOR CHRISTMASWell I broke my bat on Saddam's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
Made war, not levees, count the dead;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled that blood with great ease;
I tortured all those detainees;
Stole the oil from the Iraqis;
Somebody snitched on me.
CHORUS
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
All of the voters are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but BAD!
I listened in on Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
Now he won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me!
In 2007, I'll go straight;
I'll be good, just you wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
'Cause somebody snitched on me!
CHORUS
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
All of the voters are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but BAAAAAD!