I'm having some problems with my employees

These people did everything but slip me cash under the table to get me to hire them.

They showed me references out the wa-zoo

They said they knew how to DO the job.. in fact had lots of experience

They knew that the job required some researching and involved a learning curve

They assured me they were willing to do what it took to do the work

They knew that I would be watching how they progressed, and now they act all pissed off whenever I mention something to them that would help them do their job the right way

Now I learn that they are having outsiders do their work for them

They write themselves checks for pay raises without my permission

They have bought excellent medical benefits with MY money, and have canceled MY health care

They are taking bribes and doing favors for their friends, with MY assets

They are lying and covering up their misdeeds

They rarely work...instead take off weeks at a time, and go gallivanting around the world..and send ME the bills for their travel

They're sneaking around behind my back, cutting deals with my competitors and GIVING them MY equipment

I want to fire them all, but apparently they have a contract and I have to wait until then, and have to have my friends go with me and kick them out.

They will not go willingly ...I may need LOTS of Help.... What say you grab a torch and join me ?

My sister and I originally planned to take two signs to Washington, DC last September -- one a pitchfork, the other a torch.

Maybe we can should organize a torches and pitchforks vigil rather than the standard old candlelight variety.

Pick a date. I'll be responsible for organizing a Laramie, Wyoming event.

:patriot:

Every once in a while I go out into the street with them hoping someone will join me. I've never had anyone join up yet. Isn't it about time? Maybe I should post a personal ad:

Man with torch and pitchfork seeks woman with tar and feathers.
Objective: Populist regime change.

:)

:evilgrin: (Perish the thought.)

:)

SoCalDem, this is so excellent! Do you mind if I forward it to everyone I know?

:)

a railroad to ride them out of town on.

Let's go!!

OUTRAGE on!

hope everybody out there is working in their own primaries. if you are already represented by someone good, look to the next district over. take back the people's house!!!

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken

Let's go get the rat bastards.

Until then, I was rather complacent.. It was the "in-your-face" sense on entitlement *² had, that just got to me. I was not really enraptured with Gore, but I sure did NOT wan junior to grab the brass ring.. :grr:

Count me in!

Peace.

It's about time Americans woke up and realized that these jerks work FOR us, not the other way around.

You could add:

They call themselves my leaders.

Excellent post!

And the board members are all drunk.

I'm affraid the customers are going to have to be the ones to step in. You know, the ones from outside the country.



Great way of presenting the reality of the sitch, SoCalDem.

It's possible they're not all afraid of fire... :evilgrin:

And two friends with two!

pitch forks might not be quite enough..

remember this old cartoon?

:kick:

If so they could be fired prematrurely for "just cause."

My impression is that if they keep up with this behavior, you may even find that your competitors would want to help you give them the boot.

Trains, planes, buses, boats, whatever!

Starting from the West Coast and meeting along towns along the way. The caravan gets bigger and bigger as we head east. By the time we get to Washington we will have all the highways clogged. They won't be able to stop us unless they drop a bomb on us.

to go to the polling stations on election day and then just not leave..

Can you imagine the press coverage if every democrat who showed up to vote, just stayed at the polling place so they could PROVE who voted and until their votes were counted and proven valid.:)

No violence..just a white handkerchief..no dangerous balsa-wood stick...

on the hankie....(hankies come in blue, don't they?)

You WILL count me AND my vote THIS time

Also, we ask you to be patient and please bear in mind that your employees now belong to the Unitary Executive and will need your house for turning tricks for three more years. When commnicating with your employees by phone we ask that you speak up and periodically supply your Social Insecurity number. For your convenience we will shortly tattoo this number on your right forearm so that you may more efficiently serve the empire.

The Empire where We Do People First.

K&R!

Got one of these babies too!



And I definitely join with you!

:kick::bounce::kick:

It looks like it could have been taken on September 11, 2001. The sky is so clear just as it was that day.

Hey, let me ask you a question? Did you ever live in Cambridge Ma? I used to know someone named WillyT that lived there so I wondered ....

Been to Boston once though. Went straight to the JFK Presidential Library and had a good cry.

Peace...

:hi:

there.

Just goes to show ... some names just have good "karma", don't they? :hug:

resign. Our Congress isn't going to go for impeachment, so the only thing I can think of is that, we the people, do a letter writing campaign demanding that Bush, Cheney and his whole cabinet resign as unelected frauds.

When that is accomplished we need a special election. I think everything they have changed during their tenure should be rolled back to the year 2000 including the Supreme Court appointments. The unelected fraud has no legal and legitimate right to appoint the judges.

There has got to be a way to do this and to make them understand that they have to resign because there will be civil war if they don't. These Katrina revelations and lack of solutions for what is still going on today are going to have real repercussions once the victims come out of the shock they are still in over what happened to them.

There are deals to make, money to make, bribes to make AND to take..

They are playing "Monopoly-The Reality Version".. the tokens are REAL and so is the cash..

and put President Gore back in his rightful place!

Nicely done.

:yourock:

This is the best thing I've seen in a long time.

I think it would get a lot of Republicans thinking. They seem to forget that the government is our employee.

:)

There are lots of sites that display this guy's pathetic resume. He's simply failed at every business/opportunity/office he's ever been in his entire life. And at the same time, every position he's ever been in has been HANDED to him. He's never had to prove himself at anything.

If George W. Bush ever had to do what WE ALL have to do to scramble to find a job or work, he'd starve to death. He has no skills or accomplishments on file whatsoever. He wouldn't make it past even the lowest level human resources check for the lowest-level worker imaginable. He'd just be found one day lying in the gutter with a half-empty bottle of Jim Beam in his bony hand.

Because I've heard that's the only way to fire an employee.

They claim they are celibate :)

:evilgrin:

:hi:

...and didn't post to it and then I lost it. Take care and see you later.

Don

They will be able to tell you how your contract with them limits you and how it does not.

and after reading the post again along with some replies it occured to me...

THEY'RE MY EMPLOYEES TOO!

Damned right I'll grab a tourch and fire them with you!

Great piece, SoCalDem!

and it's always ....a cookbook :scared:

:yourock:

Loved it. Absolutely Loved It.

:toast:

:loveya:

and usually only prints letters praising fearless-leader:(

you are right...and we are all getting our torches!

there is no reason for theft....

I have seen too many small business go down the tubes due to employee theft.

1) get an employment attorney.

2) Ask if you can fire their asses for cause.

3) put out a help wanted add to get "reliable help (use an employment agency if necessary) (you can sue the employment agency if they don't do due diligence)

4) once you have the new employees lined up; fire the frauds for cause (e.g. they get no unemployment, your unemployment rates don't increase)

5) I've had this happen to me in the past. Do it sooner not later. remember you are paying these sob's for an honest day's work at an honest wage, DO NOT LET THEM TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR SITUATION.

Good night & good luck.

On Edit:

This could be a RICO case if there is a pattern or a conspiracy to run your business into the ground and/or take the business elsewhere.

I have seen in the past where individuals deliberately run a business into the ground and then try to pick up the peices in their own name. (believe me it happpens;)

You may also want to run background checks on those individuals to see if they are ex-convicts. I beleive in giving an ex-con a chance but it sound as if these guys have blown it....

Let me just put away this valuable document I'm carrying, and I'll be ready!



edit: I'm so excited I forgot how to spell!

Let's take out the trash! :evilgrin:

Thats true with real companys, or metaphorical ones.

their creepy friends killed a bunch of my neighbors, they started bugging my phones and threatening to kidnap and torture me if I didn't keep quiet while they cleared out the company bank accounts.

:)

You forgot to mention that their "contract" is renewable infinitely because, in the fine print, you have only two choices "real bad employees" or "not quite as bad employees" that are available for hire.

:cry: