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Hutzpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:19 AM
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Quick.... Need your quotes on this one, have fun
I have one "moo your dickhead outta the way"
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Texifornia Donating Member (399 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:22 AM
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1. Your prettier 'en the ol' Bessie back in Crawford n/t
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:23 AM
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2. ...
Edited on Mon Mar-06-06 01:24 AM by Viva_La_Revolution
"heh heh. Cow! heh heh"

No George, it's a bull.

actually, I think it is a cow, but that ruins the lame joke I made.
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:23 AM
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3. Ok, I'll offer this one, just to get it out of the way
"It started out as a friendship...
...and became a forbidden love...
...LIVESTOCK MOUNTAIN..."
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:26 AM
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5. And you did this on Oscar night, Ken. Sad. Very sad.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::toast:
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pnorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:29 AM
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6. Har-de-har!!!
That's a keeper! I was trying to work out something along that line, but I'm not sure I can equal that --- let alone beat it.

pnorman
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secretmouse Donating Member (95 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 02:38 AM
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11. ROTFLMAO!
Priceless!
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 06:57 AM
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12. BWAAHAHAHA!!!
:rofl: :evilgrin: :rofl::evilgrin: :rofl::evilgrin: :rofl: :evilgrin::rofl::evilgrin: :rofl:
Damn, that was good! Thanks for the laugh!:bounce:
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Frustratedlady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:23 AM
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4. "Can you curl your horns like mine?"
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:35 AM
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7. "Just don't teeth it like Laura does, think of it as a salt block." nt
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Sabien Donating Member (430 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:39 AM
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8. "My Pet Cow"
Edited on Mon Mar-06-06 01:51 AM by Sabien
Even though I live in a place that I've been told to call the "ranch", it is not a working ranch. It's really an old pig farm that Uncle Karl thought would look nice and purdy on the teevee, since I want people to think that I'm a regular guy.

Truth is I don't know much about ranchin'. Andover and Yale don't have a real strong ranching program.

But I'm proud to have learned a lot about ranchin' since that first year when I tried to milk the cow. What's worse, as my wife Laura likes to point out, it was a male cow.
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 01:43 AM
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9. "I'll still respect you in the morning....Trust ME"
:scared:
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 02:30 AM
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10. Chomp!
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 07:26 AM
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13. "Bull, meet bullshit."
:evilgrin:
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