Another gas attack by the "farter of talk radio,"

Rush Limbaugh. And we're not talking about his odiferous and windy 3 hours on KTTH, (m-f, 9-noon). A Palm Beach limo company has 86-ed him for good after their drivers have refused to serve him. Limbaugh's flatulence first made headlines when he let loose in a broadcast cubicle as 2nd Lady Lynn Cheney was visiting his show. Relations between their staffs got rough after someone on Cheney's staff leaked the story to the tabs. In June, Big Pants reportedly passed gas in a limo he shared with four interns from the Heritage Foundation, causing one of them to resign rather than ride back to the office with Limbaugh. Insiders report that flatus was what drove ex-wife Marta to move into a separate residence long before their actual divorce. His present girlfriend, CNN anchor Daryn Kagin, is said to be considering an intervention. The gas, while rarely fatal, is seen as a health hazard by environmental scientists--of whom, of course, Limbaugh has always had nothing but scorn. Now we know why--he couldn't pass the fresh air standards, we reasonably expect from industry

http://blatherwatch.blogs.com/talk_radio/2005/10/butt_lickings_w.html

:rofl:

And my dear ol' late Dad, bless his heart, was QUITE flatulent most of the time. So this doesn't surprise me at all.


I should note that my father was a Democrat who despised Reagan so the similarity ends there.

:puke:

ol' analwartz

Buried it in the dining section.

I know, Steve Allen actually invented farting.

I say he is a threat to our security!

harnessed as an alternative energy source. That way at least he'd be contributing something to the world, instead of polluting it like he does now. SG :think:

"..when he dies".

:) Someone once said.

Like living in a house with a very large dog.

When describing someone who had a huge ego, and thought very highly of themself, my Dad would say "There goes someone who likes the smell of their own farts."

It just proves how full of shit the big mouthed ass kisser REALLY is! But then we all knew that all along didn't we!

wouldn't be the first time!

:rofl:

Adolph Hitler was uncontrollably flatulent as well. A major contributing factor to his bad health late in life was that he took about 50-100 anti-gas pills a DAY...the pills had small amounts of arsenic which made him chronically ill.

Interesting.

Is this a side effect of Hillbilly Heroin?

He really IS a gasbag!

When Rush is finally hauled off to prsion for his substance abuse misdeeds, there would be a possible means for him to repay his debt to society. With the proper baked beans diet, the resultant methane gas "rush" (NPI) could provide a reliable heating source for a moderate sized red state metropolitan area. An incentive for Rush could also be provided. I'm not talking early release, because once harnessed the dude would be too critical to the country's energy needs. I'm talking about extra helpings of Heinz baked beans in return for additional gas production. It's definitely a win-win (or possibly a wind-wind) situation!

http://www.appco.com.au/appguide/drug.asp?drug_id=00200428&t=cmi

Oxycodone hydrochloride...side effects include:

• stomach pain and excessive gas in the stomach or bowel


My bet is that Jeff Christie (AKA Rush) is still shooting up drugs.

increased prostrate size



I know many people say "prostrate" instead of prostate, but isn't this suppose to be from some sort of drug guide put out by professionals ?

Very funny.

I think he's still poppin'.

And to think I used to believe that the "gasbag" thing was only a metaphor.

but his breath smells the same.