Dear Republicans --- WE TOLD YOU SO

Dear Republicans --- WE TOLD YOU SO
by omnipotentpoobah @ 3:57 pm



(Last Paragraphs of a great piece from "Bring It On!)

“He’s a hack…he’s a lying charlatan…how could we have been so hoodwinked by the clever bastard?”

Clever bastard?! Dear Bible-thumpin’, anti-choice, Christian God in heaven! The man has all the perception of your average Gale Norton-hewn tree stump! Hoodwinked?! If the rube of all rubes took you in, you’ve got to have the largest grifter target painted on your backside the world has ever seen!

Here, you sanctimonious know-it-alls, is a true and simple fact. He gave you exactly, word for word, what he said he would deliver. He gave you something that no other politician in history has ever been able to pull off. He gave you 100%, Grade A, bird-flu-mad-cow-infected, prime servings of every promise he ever made.

We tried to tell you. We pointed out the chimp was acting like, well…a chimp - flinging poop in all directions and managing to cover himself and you in it at the same time. We begged, we pleaded, we cajoled, we marveled at your stunning level of self-deception - but you wouldn’t listen. Like arsonists drawn to a whorehouse fire, you gazed into his wretched, smirking eyes and fell in love. Then you did what all destructive lovers do. You gave him another chance.

If you were a hard working, single Mom from Topeka writing to Dear Abby about being jilted for the 15th time by your lovable but cheatin’ man, it would be a little humorous. But you’re not. So we’ll tell you what Dear Abby always tells Jilted in Topeka when she writes in for advice, “wake up and smell the coffee honey! You made this bed, now lie in it.”

Which is just another way of saying, “we told you so”.

http://www.teambio.org/2006/03/dear-republicans-we-told-you-so/

FRom sea to shining sea! PLEASE don't be a dumb ass...next time...if there is a next time!

(Not mine, originally, but it's appropriate.) :thumbsup:

-Laelth

No no no no,, I am sorry - I am not forgiving one of these idiots. Over half the people that voted last election voted for * - if you believe the election results and I don't.

Over half the people that voted in 200 voted for President Gore.

We have been swindeled.

Not too bad just a little worried.