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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-13-06 09:43 AM
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George Bush bought three new cows...
...and as he led them onto his Crawford ranch, his Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said "Nice cows, SIR!"

W replied "These are not just cows, these are authentic Texas Black Angus cows! I got one for Laura, one for Barbara and one for Jenna."

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said "Nice trade, SIR!"

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Immad2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-13-06 10:06 AM
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1. Hahahahah!
:spray: :rofl:
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-13-06 10:07 AM
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2. LOL Damn, Atman!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-13-06 10:12 AM
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3. Yeah, and all we got was this lousy
war
deficit
recession
ravage of Louisiana

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