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FormerRepublican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 09:53 PM
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The government TUNA - Jessica Simpson CONSPIRACY!!!
"Pop princess Jessica Simpson surprised and delighted Chicken of the Sea’s staff with a guest appearance Monday, Oct. 20 to confirm the answer to the question she first asked while filming an episode of MTV’s "The Newlyweds," "Is it chicken or is it tuna?""

http://www.chickenofthesea.com/news_4.aspx

And we all know about this part of it:

"WASHINGTON - Jessica Simpson loves President Bush. She's just not a big fan of Republican fundraisers.

The Hollywood starlet and tabloid cover girl was on Capitol Hill Thursday to lobby Congress for Operation Smile, an organization that provides reconstructive surgery to children with facial deformities. But all anyone wanted to know was why she turned down an invitation to attend a Republican fundraiser with Washington's top star — Bush.

"We went back and forth and we could never get the details worked out," said her father and manager Joe Simpson. "When it became obvious that it was not just a state dinner, it was more of a fundraising event, that is the wrong purpose of why we are here."

Still, he said of the president, "We are huge fans of him and of his family, his girls. Jessica loves the heck out of him.""

Yahoo Link

And now, HHS Secretary Leavitt is telling Americans to run out and buy tuna to put under their BED.

""Let me acknowledge that no one in the world is prepared for a pandemic," Leavitt said this weekend at a conference in Wyoming. "When you go to the store and buy three cans of tuna fish, buy a fourth and put it under the bed. When you go to the store to buy some milk, pick up a box of powdered milk. Put it under the bed. When you do that for a period of four to six months, you are going to have a couple of weeks of food, and that's what we're talking about.""

http://www.cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_073011212.html

Coincidence? I don't think so! It's a Tuna/Simpson Bush Administration Conspiracy!

And you thought they just wanted you to put food under your bed. With Bush, there's always an agenda.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(Yes, I'm kidding.)
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 10:00 PM
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1. Tuna, Jessica Simpson, under the bed? nah, I'm not going there.
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fearnobush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 10:06 PM
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2. I take back my post that she might be smart, sound like her old man is a
real Dimson.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 10:14 PM
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3. Government Tuna?
Is that like Government Cheese?
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FormerRepublican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 10:17 PM
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4. Well, Bush IS pretty cheesy.... And something is definately fishy about..
...his administration!

:rofl:
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-16-06 10:23 PM
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5. LOL, and you know how fish rot
From the head down...
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