Cheers to James Lancaster!

James Lancaster is Fayetteville's Best Christian. I've told y'all about him before. This is the asshat who, until the paper finally said "enough," submitted letters as frequently as they'd run them damning everyone who doesn't go to his church to Hell. And he loves to send letters to people who write letters he disagrees with. I've received a few from him myself; you almost have to send them to a translator to read them because his penmanship is atrocious, his spelling worse and his prose, once you can figure out what the fuck he's saying, reads very much like the text of a very bad Chick tract.

The paper restricts him to "Cheers and Jeers" comments, and this week he wrote one about people who display anti-Bush bumperstickers. Said Mr. Lancaster, "jeers to the filthy people who have bumper stickers advocating treason on their cars."

So I sat down and wrote: Cheers to James Lancaster for finally speaking the truth about our lying, American-citizen-wiretapping, criminal president. Those "I Support President Bush" bumper stickers are getting old, aren't they?