An H2 Rant,

Untitled by Vanilla Bean

Your wallet’s fat, your car is rank
Fuck you and your H2!
Each burst of speed costs half a tank
Fuck you and your H2!
At each stop sign and traffic light
Regardless if it’s day or night
They’ll mutter “asshole” and they’re right
Fuck you and your H2!

You can’t drive mud, you can’t clear rocks
Fuck you and your H2!
With Chevy Tahoe frame and shocks
Fuck you and your H2!
What illness do you suffer from?
Are your aesthetic senses numb?
How does it feel to be so dumb?
Fuck you and your H2!

If I gave you what you deserve
Fuck you and your H2!
I’d cut you off and make you swerve
Fuck you and your H2!
I’d follow you across the land
I’d top your gas tank off with sand
And flip the bird with my free hand
Fuck you and your H2!

It’s true you are the Tax-break winner
Fuck you and your H2!
You spent it on ‘roo-bars and Spinners
Fuck you and your H2!
Full fifty-grand you can omit,
But what remains to show for it?
A four-point-three-ton pile of shit.
Fuck you and your H2!

Despite my venomous complaint
Fuck you and your H2!
I’ve got an atom of restraint
Fuck you and your H2!
I hope this point you haven’t missed
Your car selection makes me pissed
In spite of that I can resist
Fuck you and your H2!

For 3 or more: the carpool lane
Fuck you and your H2!
But what if you have half a brain?
Fuck you and your H2!
You solo drive each day to work
That’s why your friends all joke and smirk
Come Humm on THIS, you fucking jerk!
Fuck you and your H2!


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I usually just point and laugh. 'cause I mean they're OBVIOUSLY compensating for something, and it's probably an issue of 'size'.

Who knew there were that many people in this nation with concerns about the size of their penis?????

Big Pickup!

(Sorry about your penis.)

:spray:

larger than a business card, and leave it predominantly displayed on the vehicles one encounters?

there are better ways to deal with the problem than to waste thousands of dollars on a vehicle. :)

Have you ever seen one of these or other such monstrosities try to fill up a "Compact Car Only" space in a crowded parking lot? I hope they get a ticket!

K&N'ed this post, BTW. :applause:

:sarcasm:

demonstration of wealth and power (or in many cases a facade), but the looming oil shortage is more of a function of population than inefficient vehicles.

piloted by women. Usually petite women, who are invariably talking on the cell phone.

Of course, quite a few of these monstrosities have the windows blacked out, but Im always make note of the drivers when I can see them and it's overwhelmingly women. Maybe the men ride around in the blacked-out examples, because they're too cool to be seen (or too putrid looking, perhaps).

...are driving their rich husbands' H55s! :eyes: