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corkerjoe Donating Member (31 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 11:25 AM
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The jaw of an ass
If god gives Bush the jaw of an ass to smite his enemy Will Dick Cheney look any worse?
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populistdriven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 11:43 AM
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1. Sure but since Bush is a Leper or the "Syphilis President" (per Vonnegut)
Edited on Sun Mar-19-06 11:44 AM by bushmeat
Then we should follow Leviticus Chapter 14 and shave Bush's head and eyebrows:

Leviticus 14: 2 This shall be the law of the leper in the day of his cleansing: he shall be brought unto the priest.

Leviticus 14: 9 And it shall be on the seventh day, that he shall shave all his hair off his head and his beard and his eyebrows, even all his hair he shall shave off; and he shall wash his clothes, and he shall bathe his flesh in water, and he shall be clean.

http://www.mechon-mamre.org/p/pt/pt0314.htm
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crikkett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 03:38 PM
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2. maybe,
if he's missing a jaw.
(tee hee)
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