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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 07:45 AM
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How I'd reshape shrubs administration.
Without a doubt, if there's anyone more incompetent in this administration, its Condi Rice. Total complete failure at everything.

I'd start out by sending Cheney and Rove on a nice long safari in Africa. No more wimpy quails. We're talking lion hunting. And to be real sportsmen, they can have blackjacks for weapons. That way nobody risks getting shot.

Next you appoint Al Gore to the office of VP. They can have Lieberman. Create a new department of Public Sanitation for him. With all his experience in boot-licking, he'd be a natural.

Next you appoint Rumsfeld and Abu Gonzales to run Gitmo. And in the middle of the night you remove all the guards.

Next we make Condi and Bolton, Ambasadors to Iraq and Iran. Just before we withdraw. Then we remove shrub from office, and send him out to meet Uncle Dick and KKKarl.

The possibilities are limitless.
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 07:54 AM
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1. I really admire the way you think, Doc!
You really have a flair for planning!
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 07:58 AM
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2. I was trying to get that idea through to c-span
But I quit trying after 40 minutes.
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 08:16 AM
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4. It is really difficult to get through
especially when you really, really want to say something to counter some dipstick!
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jojo54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 08:06 AM
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3. Have you been watching C-Span this morning?
This host has been referencing an article from this morning by Fred Barnes about shuffling the administration. He said he'd put Kinda Sleezy in as V.P. and guess who he'd replace her with???.......kiss ass LIBERMANN!! Gee, go figure.

By the way, I've been trying to find this article but not successful. It may surface in tomorrow's papers, I'm hoping.
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 08:58 AM
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5. hee! hee! I just wanted to respond to your thread because
I like your name! :crazy:
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 09:15 AM
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6. There's an imposter out there who calls himself "Dr. Phil".
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 09:41 AM
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7. "and how's that workin' out for him?" n/t
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 09:48 AM
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8. The first thing that I do is get ride of all the prolifers.
These freaks have proven that the only thing that they care about governing is their own religious views. They could care less about Katrina, Iraq, or the economy so long as an embryo isn't hurt.
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