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BushOut06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:38 PM
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What do you think Bush says when he wakes up in the morning?
Is his first thought:

a) What can I do to screw up the country today?

b) Pants go on first, THEN the shoes
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:41 PM
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1. A. I think he goes to bed at night thinking that.
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:42 PM
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2. I think he is tired of being President and says--I want to go back to TX.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:42 PM
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3. Thank god for rubber sheets!
Now line me up a rail of blow, Pickles.
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guinivere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:43 PM
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4. Dang, I wet the bed again. nt
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:43 PM
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5. where am I?
Edited on Tue Mar-21-06 12:48 PM by leftofthedial
screams hdeously and then, if laying on his right side, says, Oh, Laura. It's you.

If laying on his left, says, Oh Condi. It's you.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:43 PM
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6. "Ah want Mah MAYPO!!!"
Right after "Thank GAWD f'Depends!"
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:43 PM
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7. Where's my "hair of the dog"????
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:43 PM
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8. Licks his lips and thanks god Big Dick Cheney likes pineapple juice.
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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:45 PM
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9. when he wakes up...?
Hey...make us a couple more of those Bloody Mary's there Poncho...
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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:45 PM
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10. "Huh, wha', muh hair!"
Hoping somebody gets the reference and joke;)
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SledDriver Donating Member (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:45 PM
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11. I need a (snoooooooooort) drink (snooooooooooort)!
HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL IS... ohh, 'mornin Laura.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:45 PM
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12. "Who wet my side of the bed?"
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:46 PM
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13. "Same time tomorrow, Mr. Gannon?" n/t
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:33 PM
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28. "Got wood, Jeffy?"
"Bring it on!"
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:37 PM
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29. Say...if you married Jeff Gannon, you'd be Frank Cannon-Gannon.
Sorry to bring up such a disturbing thought. :scared:
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:47 PM
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14. c: "hair of the dog, now!"
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tatertop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:53 PM
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15. "I'm gonna hit 'em hard!"
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:57 PM
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16. Who knows, but it's probably a lie, like everything else he says. nt
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rpgamerd00d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 12:58 PM
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17. Holy Shit, it wasnt a dream, I *am* President! D'oh!
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:01 PM
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18. where's my crown?
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Saphire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:03 PM
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19. where's my bottle of hooch.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:05 PM
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20. "Wake up Condi-Honey. We're gonna be late!"
"I hope that Laura made some coffee."
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:06 PM
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21. how about
"duh"?
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:06 PM
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22. Condi, last night was fantastic! Lets get wasted and play some more GTA!!
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Jose Diablo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:07 PM
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23. What's for breakfast? n/t
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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:23 PM
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24. "I just had a dream . . .
. . . I was a real presedent"
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:25 PM
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25. I need a heart starter, Where's my whiskey and coffee. n/t
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:27 PM
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26. Fuck!
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OhioChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:27 PM
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27. "Laura, Laura...........
Where's Jim?"
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