One of those giant 3 mile wide gas-guzzling 4WD babies that looks like a truck on steroids.
I know this because I was behind him and where the license plate should have been, was only the word "Jesus." Since surely this vehicle couldn't drive around with no tags, I can only assume Jesus was at the wheel and he has vanity plates.
2. the other day i saw a family shopping. the young boy -- about 8
or 10 was wearing a t-shirt that said "jesus" on the back. don't know what was on the front. i was tempted to ask the mother who jesus was and is this t-shirt the latest trend that i hadn't heard about and where could i get one if this was the latest style.
9. Well you can tell Jesus to stop feakin' TAILGATING me!
I notice that the only people in my area that drive rudely and aggressively, are the ones driving pick up trucks.. bigger the better. The other breed of asshole drivers are the guys in the little toy cars that think they're living something out of Fast and Furious, as they weave in an out of urban freeway traffic at 90mph. Dumbshits. I love seeing them either pulled over or rolled over as I pass by..
10. Yeah, I almost wrecked over one of those yesterday.
Car in an exit lane decided he needed back in traffic so he just pulled in front of the car in front of me. Car braked and I had to slam on the brakes to keep from hitting the second car. I was sideways by the time I got stopped.
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