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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:15 PM
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So what do you think are the Chimp's travel "perks"
Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 05:16 PM by WI_DEM
CNN is reporting on Kerry's perks--things he likes in a hotel room he is staying in. Last week they did Cheney's perks.

Let's start a list of Bush's perks. I understand that this is one of them:

"The President requests that Secretary Rice be put in the adjoining room as they often have to 'confer' during the night. Very carefully hang the president's flight suit from the "Mission Accomplished" event in his closet and the leather catwoman outfit in Secretary Rice's closet. On the last visit here the Catwoman outfit ended up in the president's closet and the flight suit in Secretary Rice'. On second thought the president has just informed me that it really doesn't matter who gets what."

Certainly there must be more...
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MadMaddie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:15 PM
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1. No Pretzels...
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:17 PM
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2. He gets to ride the merry-go-round when there is one nearby
He likes horsies.
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:19 PM
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3. No, he sits on the little bench seat--he's a-feared a horsies! nt
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LuckyLib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:20 PM
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4. All doors have to open to the inside, and be open during business hours.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:21 PM
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5. well, we already know that an aide has to bring along his special pillow
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:39 PM
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6. Excellent start!
:rofl:
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:47 PM
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7. Here's two:
No Gideon Bibles. Only the King James Version.

All TVs installed with video games and all news stations diabled.
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:58 PM
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8. Jack Daniels
and a little bag of blow
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